Lalat from Ukay Heights...

some ppl were asking me how did i managed to track down the lalat. one simple thing, i have all the site tracking.

from there, aku tangkap sekor sekor. but yang sekor akak dapat ni mmg dah lama aku peratikan, since dia mengaco idup aku sekeluarga...

but leceh la check2 pakai site tracking nih...batpe nak susahkan diri.

coz for this type of lalat, aku amik cara yang paling le senang gilos. Remember I used to be a PA to a Minister few yrs ago, it s not that hard my dear. I keep this lalat's record since Feb. But i didnt take any action, coz i gave this bitch a chance to bersyukur yang the Red Diva didnt hunt her down. Tapi kau x pernah serik-serik kan?

I made one phone call, x sampai 10 seconds - everything are in my mailbox. Cool right?

Bodohnya dia bila dia ingat the Red Diva ni knows nothing bout the world 's technology. Kan aku dah cakap, orang2 aku ramai....selain dr Sirman yang bersusah payah, I have few other bloggers yang standing next to me. I love them so much, thank you my frens - korang tau sapa korang.

Korang nak tengok muka hanyir si ugly lalat ni ke? eeweuuuuuuuuuu... muntah la nak letak kat sini. But nanti kalo sirman suh letak gak, akak letak lah ye. Memang semangat ni nak letak, but blog aku wangi la...how about I pass this lalat's photo to some of you, and u guys tempek je kat blog korang...best tak? Sapa nak angkat ketiak?

But then my almost 800 readers per day nanti x dapat tengok muka si hanyir ni lak. How ek? To be fair, korang letak comments, bape ramai yg nak bape ramai yg x nak..hik.

I told you, aku dah warning ko, aku dah bagi ko pergi dengan aman last march tapi ko degil gakkan, ko nak gak kaco idup aku sefamily.

I m so serious about this, to all of you, to know this lalat:

1. 25 years old, x lawa langsung, berjerawat, hitam legam and katik kira kalo tengok tapak kaki korang lagi cun lah .

2. Keje kat Shell Cyberjaya, SAP team, shift hour and driving a cheap car, some Kia Rio's car i guess, lupa lak nak snap gambo keter bughuk dia

3. Antara sms si lalat bila dia dah berkenan sangat ngan laki or boipren korang:

I like taken man, i dont mind if you have a wife, coz i really like you

Tolong jawab my phone calls, my sms, kalau u x nak I kacau u while u are at home (threatening!!!)

I miss you, i suka kat you, tolong la layan I

Tiap2 ari I ingatkan you, I dah in love ngan you

I nak sangat jumpa you, sejak I nampak you buat medical check up kat PJ's clinic aritu, I terus angau kat you

Walaupun you x nak layan I but I tau satu hari nanti you mesti nak kawan dengan I


and bla bla bla..

4. That lalat will disturb your husband while he is busy working, busy wt the family, this lalat will also call the husband's direct line, email him and send private message over internal msgs.

5. This lalat will follow the husband from the back, waiting at the lobby, to send the husband to the car. Gila x gila lalat ni korang judge sendiri.

Even laki ko cakap 'Leave me alone, i have a beautiful wife, lovely kids, i am happy wt what i have, pls dont disturb me, ko cari la laki lain, aku x suka dengan kau, aku x kan ada affair dengan engkau!!!! That s it, I will let my wife handles you, engkau perlu kenal sapa my Red Diva!!'


si bitchy tetap x geti2 nak paham gak nih...

aku sepatutnya amik tindakan to this lalat since Feb lagi, yet I didnt. So coz yesterday dia berani tepon the Red Diva buat harrasement again to me and my family, I displayed the pintu umah dia yang bughuk tuh...kau cabar aku lagi kan? u want more? Oh korang tau tak that lalat does read my blog!!! everyday siang malam pagi petang....sesuatuh kan??

sirman and the red diva are so ready to kick that bitch's ass. R you guys wt me? I m so ready, anytime!!!




To you the biggest horrible lalat - i expect an apology email comes to my mailbox anytime soon, u hv just missed the 24 hours, i m serious!!!


to commentator's nick Contest: i appreciate your view, i will keep yr comment only for sirman's and my view. appreciate it so much.