Jauhi Zina...

Untuk semua pembaca Blog Pencinta Merah ni, ini adalah blog lifestyle..kisah hidup Mak Merah tu.....dia nk letak kisah kasut dia ke, kisah laki dia ke, kisah anak pinak dia ke..kucing lembu kerbau ke...lantakkkkkkkkklah.....suka baca tak suka tekan X atas kt kanan page tu, kalau awak nak cari info ttg kesihatan ttg resepi ttg gossip artis atau ttg sepak terajang dunia politik...... ada byk blog lain kat internet ni.

- from Kak Jie's comment

Red's Independence Day...

kelepasan pulang awal kerana merdeka eve ....700pm still awal dok?


aku ada dinner date ngan mr hensem yang dok stranded lam jem yet aku dah sampai area VA

aku dah agak dah minah ni is my silent reader bila akak sampai je, dia terus senyum2 primadona...

anak dia hensem gila but sirman lupa nak snap2....geram tgk baby dia lar. as usual both husbands x nak be on air...apadarrr. Her name is Shikin, dia pakai kasut tinggit yet akak meghah dah baling kasut lam keter and berselipar jepun ajor..

almost everyday, i got to meet my silent reader, i would like to meet those lalats, as per my teleconversation wt Bro Hazman Tukang Taip, once i submit their ip add to TM and digging from those ip trackers, wt a little bit of time...i will give 2 options to those lalats:



1. You want me to slap you?


2. You want me to kick your ass?

pastu baru aku sambung pi report polis. If you insist to use my comments board, you keep sending those kind of messages, you will have to bear wt it lah...you dont play wt bloggers, you dont play wt hot and famous blaggors, ko kena belek berapa ramai bloggers dah kuor masuk balai, kalo ko still nak aku dig in a lot about you, buatlah. You deserve it.

Kalo ko nak tengok cara permainan mak merah, let s play the game. Sirman is compiling everything, anon2 yg kurang ajar, do send yr comments, the more u send, lagi cepat nama2 korang ni naik ke 'dalam'.




after getting our barang2 dapo, for the long weeknd, as usual bila cuti kena masak memasak, we went to my dad's house.

I love this vespa. it belongs to my abah. vespa ni usianya dah emm..bape ye,45 years minus plus. kaler aaslnya dulu is a gold / brown colour, wt 2 seaters je. vespa ni la yang abah pakai utk anto this Red Diva to my old primary school - Sek Keb Jalan Pasar 1...for 6 years.

Bukan naik berdua ye, naik bertiga ngan abang mak merah, sempit kooo, sakit woo kena dok tettengah dah abang aku dok bakang. bila abang naik sekolah menengah, aku lak kena naik ngan Ayin, dalam gambo atas ni dia yang bwk motor tu lah...dia lak dok tetengah and kakak diva ni lak dok bakang..menempuh jem maha hazab jalan cheras utk pulang ke rumah di Sekolah Alam Shah. ye uols, mak dulu tinggal di Quarters pekerja Sekolah Alam Shah Cheras yang skang dah berpindah ke Putrajaya diganti ngan sekolah lain lak tpt tuh...

so memorable..merdeka mood.

Tiap taun, merdeka eve ke...new year eve ke..gini lah jadinya area umah akak. Lots of ppl parking sesak2 beratur atas bukit VA ni nak nengok fireworks. oghang dah kata f/works takde dr arah klcc, dogil!

Merdeka day to everyone, kita dah 50 tahun merdeka, tapi mentality orang2 yang tak bertamadun, baling batu sembunyi tangan, sungguh la buat aku nak muntah.

Akak nak tanya lah kan 2 soalan, aku tau kita ada Bersama Mak Merah, but i m not gonna post my masalah there, i go to my husband. but kat sini aku nak tanya korang, honestly...

1. apa yang ko dengki ssangat kat akak? Aku jelita ke x lawa ke, aku berlaki, ada anak2, apasal ko riuh sangat ngan my lifestyle. Big deal for you?

2. Berbalik kepada soalan pertama, bermasalah besar sangat ke pada engkau bila aku menjadi Red Diva, kuor paper masuk paper, one of the famous bloggers, got lots of hits, have a happy family so on. Big deal for you?

I will give you the 2 options back, once i gotta know you. My email add is pasted here, my numbers are all there and u can find me everywhere, what s your problem wt me?

My readers are so nice people, but korang yang depan manis belakang anto koments bukan2 tu, jangan kata aku x warning, kesal kemudian ari, being charged jangan nak melolong2.

MERDEKA!!!

The Blog is upgrading...

i m not connected to the internet, pasai semua dia nak conquer.

anybody wants to take me out for supper? Husband i caring, tapi i x dak boipren yang caring plak...

wakakakakaka

Seiras wajahku...

Depa ni semua ada iras wajah ngan aku. Logik ke? very the menyeleweng punya fakta la weii...!!

Mekasih to Lestat, yang begitu bersusah payah menunaikan hajat si mereka2 yang ada dalam gambo itu utk merasai kehebatan seiras wajah ku. Zhang ziyi to comel...mak suka!!! yang lain hagham aku x kenal, si mala tu sah2 le aku tau!!!

To all of you, have a good cuti2 merdeka, and MERDEKA! MERDEKA! peace!

Bersama Mak Merah - Sorotan 1

Email 1

askum kak....

semalam saya dah berhenti keje sebab bengang ngan bos...mak saya tak tau...bersalah sgt ni.serabut fikiran pun ada...kalo sesapa yg ada peluang pekerjaan leh bgtau saya tak....risau ni..raya nak dekat.saya bukan jenis suke lompat2 keje...tp sbb saya dah lama pendam perasaan ngan bos ni. so saya decide tuk berhenti sblm saya confirm.dah confirm kene bg 2 bulan notis...cene nak caik keje...tlg erk sesapa tau ada peluang pekerjaan kat luar sana please bgtau saya...

Email 2

Tolong le saya…. Husband saya tak caring… boyfren saya caring…

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*sepatutnya Bersama Mak Merah bermula rabu depan, but dah ada 2 emails masuk..akak shoot je lah, malas nak peram.

Where is she?...

NAME : NURIN JAZLIN

AGE: 8

LAST SEEN AT WANGSA MAJU SECTION 1 PASAR MALAM ON 20^TH AUGUST 2007

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION KINDLY CONTACT

019 - 366 7076 (JAZIMIN) /013 – 248 6651 (YAN)

I seldom put an email forwarded entry into this blog. But for this little girl, let s pray for her. Hopefully she will be found, in good condition. Insyallah.

Kalau x silap, this little girl has a kidney problem, poor her, kalau mati biar berkubur, kalau diculik pulangkanlah, dan kita hanya mampu berdoa.

Kerana sebab-sebab inilah i become a very possessive mother to my kids. VERY!

Bersama Mak Merah...

Bersama Mak Merah diujudkan utk membantu rakan2 bloggers or non bloggers yang ingin meluahkan rasa hati, tetapi tiada tempat utk dituju.

To have a trust is not ez, I m a secret keeper and collector but I encourage you to use your other alternate's email to email me at alompakagogo@yahoo.com utk menyampaikan luahan hati anda.

Contoh luahan boleh dalam bentuk hanya satu ayat spt:

Mak Merah - saya rasa berdosa, saya curi duit abah saya malam tadi.

Pun boleh juga begitu.

or

Mak Merah - saya curang dengan isteri saya, saya lebih menyintai wanita itu darinya, saya perlukan pendapat Mak Merah

or

Mak Merah - aku x suka lah ngan kaler merah ko ni, boleh x ko tuko kaler lain.

atau apa sahaja luahan dalam bentu satu ayat, 18 ribu patah perkataan mahupun dalam bentuk email bergambar.

Tugas Mak Merah hanya mempublishkan email tersebut pada hari setiap hari Rabu. Kalau ada 10 orang yang hantar, maka 10 jenis masalah akan dipublishkan pada hari Rabu. Korang paham tak ni? Kalau seorang, maka hanya satulah entry yang akan keluar pada hari Rabu utk sessi Bersama Mak Merah.

Mak Merah sesekali tidak akan menambah, mengedit email anda kecuali, nama pengirim dan email add pengirim tidak akan disiarkan. Itu syaratnya. Dan juga, Mak Merah tidak akan mengulas setiap masalah yang dihantar. Hanya anda readers yang berhak memberi ulasan.

You may start sending your emails to me, for the column Bersama Mak Merah at alompakagogo@yahoo.com . Out of 800 readers per day, this going to be more interesting to be discussed about, thank you to Kak Sri Siantan who used to be in our Red Mummy's blog, long time ago. Salam.

Link lama dari cerita Kak Sri Siantan boleh click2 di sini dan sinun .

Apa pandang-pandang?

a little contribution from Red Mummy, in conjunction for our 50th Merdeka Day.

Mak...

I m on diet, but encik sirman x diet ye...

4 nites a week, Mak tapau the dinner for me, she cooked extra for sirman and mak merah will tengok2, rasa and join sekaki!. Her daughter is so lar very the bz lady, balik bila bulan dah kuor...so lapar, i ate alone tonite, kids dah tido and sirman is still kerja kuat di malam hari.

yummy!! air tangan mak mmg sedap...!!!

Mak Merah is on the way...

An anonymous saw me during lunch hour yday, but so shy to come to me...y lah so shy...??

Ms Eee is my futsal buddy, gotta know her from a colleague and we become good anyam ketupat frens...a mother of 2, but bezanya anak2 dia dah beso alam, yet this one is still terkedek2 wt the 2 little kids.

blame the camera for making our face look so lah gila tembam, macam sia2 je aku mendiet kan..

Ms Tall punya shoes today, is wajib to snap2...from Bangsar shoe shoe at RM200 plus..cam biasalah, dia nye kasut mana penah bawah rege tuh..lawa...!

what did u do wt the photos then?

i post it in my blog.

u put my feet in your famous blog?

:P - they dont know you, i dont put yr face mar...

cool! i like it. this one is from Australia, around RM300.

yes - Mak Merah's column is coming and sirman been pushing me to update it, sabo la ling, i bz tau.

The DVD's Pailang...

we didnt go out to watch movies kat wayang anymore, since a year ago..

pasai this DVD's shop - is rock!!! (abang idham bakpo ngajar aku ckp rock, cayalah!).

He spent his nite life watching DVD, while the wife is blogging. Jadi menjawab soalan kenapa blog dia berkulat kapuk... now u know already la kan..

Kak Sri Siantan...

muka yg tol2 kena paksa bangun pagi on sunday morning, as usual. bila maid datang buat keje umah kitorg pun carik bfast kat luor.

sirman wanted to have his s/bucks black coffee, while abang nak pekena mcd. so i bought the sirman's coffee and a hot choc for myself....pi makan mcd, so masing2 puas hati.....

gegirl was not joining us, the little diva dok berkepit wt her auntie, in d nxt 2 weeks my sis will deliver insyallah a baby boy...

he doesnt want to spend RM8 anto mekanik repair rantai beskal gegirl, he rela buat godek sendiri beskal anak daranya.

encik sirman, her bday is just around the corner, y dont u get her a new bycycle kan....?

There s an ANNOUNCEMENT column, on my right side bar...Mak Merah is back on air vs Kak Sri Siantan....

kowang ingat x Kak Sri Siantan?

notakaki: sirman use his powerangers to make me do the Labels..arrgghhhh!!!!

Ms Chocho is in love...

i keep her secret...

for so long...

she comes to me, a shoulder to cry on

she is my Miss Choco

a big bouquet delivered today..

lying on the floor

she is having a mini merajuk wt the boipren

the boipren is sitting under one roof wt me and her

too many 'readers' know bout this blog already

i have to keep Miss Chocho's secret mar...

If this relationship 'menjadi', i will do the official announcement here....so happy for her!

To cheer up Ms Chocho....let s show her shoes here, she is wearing Charles and Keith from Spore at SD30s..

Purple Eclipse for today's mood.

Arch of KLCC...

My Little fren just got back from her beijing trip, she s been busy. Her bday was last saturday, i dragged her for a bday luncheon today since she is flying again to beijing tonite...


Happy Birthday my Little fren...u are still my cute fren..

very the Alias - sending photos to the loh kong kah?

i hv to accompany My Little fren, to get a corporate gift. we were here and there, but this is the only shop yang bagi halal mark for us to snap photos. shops lain sume x bagi ngamik gambo...

i wanted to show the 2 kebayas 2 all of you (atas kepala aku lar) ..hauk tollah...x lepas lah pulak, nampak separuh lak kebaya tuh

one more try - kowang nampak x kebaya tuh?

one last try...can u see the 2 kebayas arch behind me tuh? cantik kan?

payah nor..nah nengok dr dekat...RM280. The one yang behind my back is around RM380.

both are equivalent to the real kebaya nyonya!

Gegirl the little diva...

abang tido lam keter
daddy kene kendong bwk naik
gegirl merajuk
gegirl nak daddy dukung gak
daddy tak larat...

mummy ugut
kalo gegirl nangis
mummy tempek muka gegirl cry cry lam blog mummy
nanti gegirl shame shame


gegirl turn her face
gegirl cry tp gegirl nak maintain vogue
gegirl x nak masuk blog muka shame shame cry cry



daddy kuat
daddy angkut gak dedua
daddy kendong gak dedua
mummy snap snap


mummy mmg fear factor
tp mummy x kuat dukung abang


yeey!!! happy happy!

Red Mummy wt a poll...

korang ada masalah bukak blog akak ni via IE tak? lembab kedahak tol...but it s totally diff bila aku bukak via mozilla, laju pantas das das..


anw, sirman has set up a poll for voting any of your interest, yg lama yg baru...abaikan vote utk blog dia, saje je tu nak nyusahkan readers bini dia..


just to let u know, this is my 4th time, RM is changing a new layout. somehow, ppl ramai x notice coz masa akka baru blog, noone knows that i do hv a blog only just after akak masuk Bloggers Idol last year. B4 that, 2 kali dah tukar template. and i m not following vernon or joe kk my frens to upgrade or to rebranding my blog, i have my own name, i ve my own readers and followers.




We are frens, but we have different type of bloggings, so sit back, and enjoy my show.

Tell u the truth, i have no clue and zero knowledge on codding html etc. mak meghah hanya tau post entry, upload gambo, edit link - thats all. segala template tuko tu tuko ni, the idea and the methods or mendelah are all handled by my laki.


i ve been telling him that i need to change a new layout since early this year, if aku leh beli baju merah berpuluh lai, of cos i do want to change my template at least once or twice a year. masalahnya, the engineer is sooooooo bz.

I hv to book him few months in advance to do this new template. he took 6 hours straight to do everything, just for the sake of his diva bini. i hv to thank him a lot, dahlah percuma! kakakakakakakaka



I think i will remain this template, still unsure but the poll is for him to do something better bout this new one. He will do again the final touch up once we get our merdeka leave..merdeka wt a new blog and new template gitu...


i m good in reading shorthand but so suck in codding, so better still, kami dicipta to each other..cewahhhhhhhhh! malas nak belajar mak meghah ni pasal html bagai tu pasalnya, dpt lak laki yg memanjakan bini and rajin melayan. but after 8 months of asking this and that, baru dia ada masa nak tukarkan..not ez tho.



so all, this is not the final one, he will take yr comments and do something bout it. ada jugak yg akak x bekenan, but nak maksa paksa suh org tu buat lelebih yet kita x tau apa2, man2 lah kan..org kata berpada2...bersederhana.


i rest my case, happy reading, wt my new template. oh yes..happy voting! anw, i m changing my font as well..i read yr comments n i try to make u happy, adakah ini cam font typewriter gak. i love to use the Courier style, but this one i m using Trebuchet.

The New Image of Red Mummy...

what do you think? Hopefully this is the final look of my redmummy.blogspot .

Some footers, banners and side bars need to be replaced, this is like 70% of the new image. the rest will be done later, the engineer seems to be so tired. cant force him.


Tell me in the comments board, the engineer will listen to you prior my approval.

Tell me pls.

Peningnya nak pikir template blog lama or blog baru...