Saturday, March 31, 2007

Blogger Kick-start!!!


anda dah sedia??

telinga kuali?

hati kebal??

dibawakan khas oleh Ujangmd - http://ujangmd.blogspot.com

Registration is now open to everyone, Blogger Kick Start - http://bloggerkickstart.blogspot.com





Pesanan dari pihak penaja dan penerbit Blogger Kick Start also MOTTO Blogger Kick Start:

kalau tak suka baca isi Blogger Kick Start, sila tutup mata atau {x} di hujung kanan windows anda!!!


ngeh ngeh ngeh...

i like....!!!! ujang mesti buat macam2 yg suspens ni, byk kejutan ala2 AF gitu, byk tangisan ala2 Malaysian Idol, yang ratap2, media will give good and bad statements segala...readers, bloggers and frens - dont submit your application if you dont have strong heart.




wah tak sabarnye nak tengok what's next....






Friday, March 30, 2007

Abang sayang abang di mana...



Ni akak nak habak mai satu citer, bukan big announcement tu. Itu tunggu soklah, sok nye citer.


Citer pasal lelaki2 kat opis akak ni, wpun akak x rapat ngan dema, but akak peratikan gak lah movement depa. Ada abang sorang ni, dia dok kat satu tempat akak tengok dia asik tido jer so akak kejutkan dia takut le cctv nampak kang naya lak dia ngah tido waktu keje kan pastu akak nampak ada love bite kat leher dia.

Bang ko ada 2 bini kan bang?

Ha ah sorang malay sorang indon

So ko support dedua families lah kan?

Yelah, aku lah sumenye yg tanggung

Ohhh! Ni ko x cukup tido ni napa bang?

Malam tadi aku layan GRO, gerekkkkkkkkkk!!

No wonder ler berlove bite2 leher ko kan...

Eh Kak Red, kat sini pun ada tau...(dia bukak first button shirt dia, bangga sik menunjuk tanda kat badan tu)

Ko main ke ngan GRO tu bang? Single ke GRO tu?

Anak dara babe!

Dara lagi ke??




Tu satu...Satu lagi, dari geng2 yang sama ngan abang atas tu.


Kak Red, ko tengok ni, kalau aku nye nombor naik, aku bawak ko pi makan (ko nak bg aku makan ngan duit TOTO??)

Ko main nombor ke bang? Menang bape kali dah

Lom penah lagi, tapi aku main nombor je Red aku x main GRO..

Bini ko tau ke ko main nombor bang?

Dia x tau lah..diam2 jer.






Pening akak!






Thursday, March 29, 2007

let s kick!!!



2 hari lagi

big announcement!

stay stay here...dont go away...





Wednesday, March 28, 2007

See you kat food court!!!

wahai wan, kak red…… korang dua2 kawan aku.. bersempena ngan maulid rasul 31 mac ni, 3,4 hari ni….. x yah la kite gaduh2 sama2 umat nabi S.A.W ni…org bkn islam makin la gelak2kan kite tgk sama2 muslim bermusuh2 antara satu same lain…. xder pekdah nya kite gaduh sama sendiri ni… xyah nak saman2…. sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit… ingatkan pulak internet yg tiada sempadan nya… , ingat la tujuan interet sebenarnya… xder pon manusia cipta interet ni sbb nak hancurkan antara satu sama lain…and para pembaca sekaliang.. x perlu nak sokong mane2 pihak… kite semua doakan wan ngan kak red akan kembali aman damai yer.. x yah nak letak minyak atas api panas ni… kalau gaduh bukan dpt hadiah dari aku pon… kalau korang baik2… maybe aku kasi hadiah 2-2 nanti… dah la tu wan, kak red… jgn gaduh2 occay.. aku sayang korang 2-2 tau… kalau korang baik balik, nanti aku balik mesia aku belanja ape jer korang nak nanti… siyeesss… - Hannan


akak malas tollah bila ada org nak cabar2 akak lagi..aku pening. udah2 la tu wan. korang kalo pi blog dia, panjang lebar dia menceceh2 pasal email hapa tah, nazri, sirman sume disatukan.

yang pastinya sume tu cubaaan dan godaan menjadi Bloggers Idol.

nampak x muka marah akak while driving back home from opis ni?? ni bukan murka pasal jem, tp ni murka pasal hak asasi aku sebagai driver wanita telah dicabuli oleh si lorry driver yang kurang hajor! bukan wan ye, but lorry driver!



akak x berani nak ngamik gambo dia while dia sblh akak, takut dia tau aku snappy, so berani masa dia x nampak je lah. from the back tun razak dia dok honk2 akak, palat tol. bila akak teleng kiri, dia dok buat aksi2 lucah segala tok nenek bagai kuor. so amik gambo je lah. but akak dok bakang dia and tetap gak tunjuk middle finger and terus pecuttttttttttttt......takut sik!




ko tau akak ngah renungkan apa tu? i hope wan, stay in peace - tol kata nan, udah2 ler...ko adik akak, akak x de komen pasal ko nye entry yg merapu tu. yg pastinya akak rasa, Nazri lah punca segalanya, if it s a true story, my sirman will stand up on my back or he will definitely ask me to stop blogging. NAZRI!!!! jaga ko!




anw,
wan - akak ni finalist utk fight of the century lam Golden Blog Award, kang silap2 taun depan fight of the century wt ko plak kang.....



..... peace x ni? kalo nak jumpa kat court, court mana? food court boleh?




Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Red to Blue...

She loves blue

Today is her day

Today is her birthday

At once, she hurts my feeling, indirectly

But alah besar mana lah pun salah dia tu

Mahapkan je lah – budak2 mmg cenggitu



i know u like blue, so i purposely wear my new blue shirt and tag along this blue tupperware!

masalahnya akak dok carik benda biru kat opis tp ni je yg nampak di mata




My dear readers, bloggers and frens

Let s blow the candles for our beloved Superheroin @ Equil
http://equilibriumspace.blogspot.com (motif kita lak yg blow candle)!!!

She s my new blogger sister, an aggressive lady, but she can menjahit and masak like so good – masih single and available, will be coming back to kl this june, and sapa2 nak jumpa dia can go through me lah, since she will be my chef at my house this summer!


Selamat Ulangtahun Equil, yang ke 29 i guess (like she said, age is only a number)! Though she is asking for the latest Samsung hp, but let me remind you darling, akak dulu pun start wt nokia pisang ye. pastu very the cheap2 one punya hp. bertatih2 dulu, jadi i suggest u to study abihkan dulu, keje and then only ask/buy for an expensive hp. bagi akak yang tua ni dulu pakai hp yang canggih and memahal, budak2 pakai yg cekai2 je udah.



can u see the small candle wt choc n blue hairclip kat pala akak tu for u??


and one heart from a sister to a sister. Allah panjangkan umurmu!



peace...













Prizes for BI...



Remember when I met Lea and the gang last month. He gave me my cash money prizes together wt the Red Big Candle, as hadiah iringan. So yesterday, while at office, my maid called me and habak mai yang posmen ada depan umah nak anto delivery kotak katanya. Bila akak balik, nah ini mendanya…


A trophy for being a Winner of Bloggers Idol 2006 wt a pc of cert.

Anw, im gonna get a new one for both items, cos during the delivery time, ada masalah sket.ngan barang2 tu sume.


something is wrong right?



Thanks to Lea, the organizer - the 3rd season of Bloggers Idol 2007 is coming, please stay wt me for the promotion. I know lots of you would like to participate. You can! if a wife can beat the singles, if a straight lady can beat the bengkok guys, and if a MOM can finish it till the end, takkan korang x bolehkan?


Monday, March 26, 2007

Makan jom?


Ada few tags on the line, so akak buat yang mana mai lu nah from sayda pasal menda yang akak makan today. tp akak rombak lah rules ni yeah, basic food yang akak makan on daily basis, lagi mesra alam katanya. Tag2 lain tu, sabar2 yeah, I will do it, but pelan2, at least akak buat gak lah, akak x buat tag B and tinggalkan tag A.



For morning, akak mmg x breakfast kat umah, x kesempatan, but abang wajib makan roti at least and milo half mug. Pastu ikut mood dia nak kuih apa buat bekal, roti 2 pcs mmg wajib for him bawak pi school, but kalo mood dia nak tukar menu, he will ask for nasi lemak or some kuihs. But jarang sgt lah dia nak order sumer tu, for him cukup wt roti jer. air bekalan ke sekolah, I will ask him a nite before dia nak bawak air apa. his fav is either air suam or air oren. Abang can drink air suam berbelas2 gelas in a day. Depending on sirman’s roaster, he will just have a mug of milo coz later, he will then go mamak wt gegirl, after sending abang to school. Gegirl biasanya makan roti canai lah, or nasi lemak wt kacang sahaja, sirman will take roti canai kari dal as well.


While akak in the office, jarang amik bfast, kalau dah lapar sgt in the morning tu baru singgah pi food court tapau roti canai wt the tarik. Kadang2 je amik nasi lemak, dulu 8 taun makan nasi lemak ari2, x benti. Mmglah impact nya x nampak skang but better stop taking it lah, but since setaun lebih ni sejak dok VA, x dpt the kick nasi lemak, akak pun stop taking it. Lunch lak, tetap ketagih nasi putih, lauk biasanya statik gitu lah. Kalo x asam pedas, ayam masak kurma or sambal sardin – tukar2 lauk ni e/day. Basically tu je lah lauk yg akak amik, kalo boring, nasi goreng mamak pun akak bedal gak. Kdg2 lunch akak skip coz nak ketiduran, so x de le aku makan jwbnyer.



these 3 kiddos, lepak in the Megakidz Midvalley, together wt their untie and uncle
registration and security in Megakidz are strictly tight, without my password, their untie and uncle cant bring them out from the station. even sirman, doesnt know the password that i gave to Megakids, but of cos, as my sleeping partner, he surely can guess it correctly

Weekend lepas, sirman keje – so senang sket tak yah masak, but kids lak nak makan mcd. So akak called mcd delivery, 1 dozen of nuggets, 2 pcs of chicken, 1pc of bigmac, 2 sets of fries. Haiyohh…order beria tp bukan nak makan sgt budak2 ni, sambil ngunyah fries sambil dema layan dvd kartun train. Sirman balik jer keje, terus kitorg ca alit but to Midvalley. Since kids and my niece will lepak at Megakids together wt my little sis n hubb, akak tapaukan all the mcd sets tu sume and hit it in the microwave, boleh gak bawak bekal makan kat Megakids. Kita harus mengelakkan pembaziran, jd tau sgt bila dah melenjan kat megakids ni, budak2 sure lapau penat sakan.


Gegirl and her look alike twin, Shamiza

kalau nak berborak menda2 yang rahsia, jauhi Shamiza, she has a very good ears and mouth, pastu kang pi menyampai2....mulut tak padan yang kecik.

Leaving MV at around 8, kita pi carik dinner kat area2 ampang lak, saje carik yg jauh nun dr cheras. Tomyam seafood, siakap 3 rasa, kalian goreng, kerabu ikan masin oh and drinks of course. Akak paling boring bila makan kat luar ni, anak2 makan x sungguh2, sume main ala2 kadar and byk tumpah membazir dry g msk ke mulut gitu. Balik umah, carik kudapan, fruits for this weekend are grapes and buah lai kuning.



yey! i got something new from sirman today...red colour!


On Sunday, sirman keje, my adik ipar yg kuor pagi pi belikan ns lemak karipap kuih muih and roti canai bagai. Since gegirl and akak pun bgn dah tengahari, that will be our brunch lah of cos. petang lak kita goreng keropok lekor from ganu yg akak beli the other day, plus the chicken nuggets and sosej ayam. Campur lak ngan kopi o kaw kaw, memang terangkat! Late evening, kids went to swim wt my sis/bro and sirman n akak lak pi somewhere for an hour. While waiting for our something lak, kita lepak mamak jap, akak bedal mee maggi sup wt the tarik and sirman amik roti canai.


At nite is our home cooking plak lah…sardine sambal, sup sayur daging, telur dadar wt terubuk ikan masin special from Sarawak. Kali ni coz makan reramai wt menu yang kick, wpun simple but kerana makan di rumah, berpinggan2 lah memasing tambah. As for kids, I would prefer to suapkan budak2 ni dr biarkan dema makan cenggitu. Cepat dan kenyang!

tu pasal aku x kurus2, memanjang makan x dak skip langsung.




so sapa nak kuor lunch ngan akak, meh lah banjer akak lak - asik aku je kene pau, korang bila lak nak banjer akak? mat redo1? the girls and boys kat europe tu, mak2 bloggers, the singles? the bujangs in kl? the anak2 hekan akak?









note to few bloggers: please check yr profile, so that i can view it, some of u have blocked yr profile, and akak x leh nak pi blog ko coz it doesnt show yr url like irene, melisamuhd, adrenaline, and a few. i thank you for visiting me, but i still need to pay a visit to yr blog as well. thank you.







Saturday, March 24, 2007

Pinjam duit....

korang penah broke x?

alah x de duit lah sampai terpaksa pinjam meminjam bagai. last year akak penah faced this problem lah, ada sekor mamat ni sudah kelentong sama akak, pinjam duit akak -
details kat sini. so since then, aman sket lah damai idup akak. kdg2 ada gaklah kawan baik pinjam tp x melampau le cara pinjamnya, masih akak leh terima dek akal. but yg last year tu sampai sirman terpaksa masuk campur, havoc sungguh.



anw, ada la sorang lagi mangkuk kat opis akak ni, one kind sket lah dia bila tang2 pinjam ni. last month cara dia pinjam akak - mintak akak transfer online certain amount kat bank dia, tp dia bayo akak balik jam2 tu gak. katanya duit lam bank dia x ckp and kalo dia turun pi bank buat cash tfer lak, q panjang bagai. so fine lah.


tapi few days ago, dia pinjam lagi. tapi cara terbaru meminjam tau ni. akak sampai terkedu and terpaku few seconds bila akak rasa cam kena pukau jer. so korang kalau malu nak pinjam duit orang, korang pakai cara ceng dia ni. dijamin lancar!


memula ko datang jumpa org yg ko nak pinjam tu, waktu ko dah mmg nak balik la, sambil2 tu ko pegang wallet ko.


Red, ada duit tukar tak?


Baper?


RM20


sebagai seorang yang suka membantu tanpa berpikiran panjang - ulur je RM20. tapi dalam masa mengulur tu, akak baru terpikir, nak tukar RM20 ngan apa? singgit2???


nah..


ok sok aku bagi balik.


blink!!! tadi cakap nak tukar, skang sok nak bagi balik??? akak terus tersandar, terpana - cam kena pukau je aku kan. yang akak tak tanya tukar RM20 ngan apa tu pun pesal. and senang2 je akak bagi kan. yang pastinya dia gunakan ayat 'tukar' untuk 'pinjam'. x kisahlah kalau cakap nak pinjam, bukan byk mana pun dia nak pinjam, tapi sbb dia autakan ayat dia, tu yang akak bengang sesangat!


pagi esoknya, dia buat bodo jer, macam buat2 x tau je ngan duit tukaran aku tu. akak dah agak dah, ni mesti kes dia broke sesangat ni. so akak diam2 je lah. pastu member akak cakap, gaji dah masuk. akak bet, pas lunch kang mesti dia bayau duit aku. right after lunch, dia datang jumpa akak


nah Red, duit smlm, sorry la lambat


ek enek!!! pelempang gakkang. lambat ke purposely??? lam ati je lah akak berani cakap...


so ko kalau dah broke, jumpa member ko, guna ayat mangkuk semayun ni, babe, ada duit tukar?



cis!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Iskk..

VIA SMS

blh kenal U?



who s this?


i m lonely guy from selangor. If dont mind can we be fren?


HAAA???



****************************





apa lagik, elaborate le cite akak tu!



******************************

apa babe? speculation tak menarik tollah... NAN, kalo x tau cite orang2 tua, jangan menyampuk, tu lah budak2 muda la ni, org tua bercakap ada tunjuk ajarnya, meh sini ko, akak tang gak lagi nanti nak nak?


anw, after that sms, he called akak directly (KAK JIE, NI CALL, CAKAP OVER THE PHONE BUKAN SMS LA!!!), berani ni! dah aku bg signal x layan pun berani lagi call.


what do you want?

no no, pls dont get me wrong, i just wanna be your fren

where do u get my both numbers

erm...ermm...
from the website, i jump here and there so i found this website and jotted down the numbers

so u simply call unknown ppl from the number that you got over internet??


oh no no, anw i just wanna be yr fren

WEIRD!!!!

im working right now, and im not comfirtable to talk while im working, call me later.



oh ok i will call you right after office hour



after 530pm




hey, have u finished yr work?

no, im still bz, later later.

oh when can i call you back?

after 8pm


9pm at home, he called again.



Hello hello??


x nak cakap lak tu!

that person yang hello hello tu laki aku lah, aku x kuasa nak layan org2 yg menjurus ke arah 'menggatal' so sapa nak menggatal, u talk to my laki, he will handle the calls.



and BANG!!!!!


....bersambung









Wednesday, March 21, 2007

BZ!!!


akak kena taichi ngan team akak.

so akak ngah sedih ni.

akak terpaksa bawak satu bundle file buat kat umah. sambil jadi mak sambil jadi bini kena lak jadi balachi.




so akak kena ppone tag2 kowang ni sampai keje aku siap, kalau tidak aku x dpt staff terbaik lam dept aku, kang bonus aku kurang, kang aku x leh pi hong kong lak ngan duit bonus aku (matiklah tetiba hong kong kan!!! harus ada sebabnya ni!)



eh lupa nak habak tadi mat france spiderman tu ada kat Mandarin Oriental sblah opis akak ni ha, dia kena tangkap smlm tu kejap jer, buat gimik gitu.


nantilah kita citer lagi, aku bz la.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Crazy guy wt crazy hobby...




I have one special story for you, it just happened at 330pm today in which kalo ko baca kat paper pun x sepantas ngan sekilat akak nye lah, at least I can beat the reporter’s deadline! Hik…


My colleagues dok lari kat tempat akak, katanya ada orang nak bunuh diri from klcc tower 2 ni. Gila hapa..so since we are based in tower 2, nak tengok hapanya kan, but when we look down, the public bank staff, ppl on d road, the semua buildings nearby klcc mmg dah penuh dengan manusia gitulah, semuanya memandang ke atas tower 2 around my area. So our assumption is, the crazy guy mbe nak committing suicide, mbe dia dah pecahkan cermin tingkap klcc yang kuat sental ni utk terjun ke bawah. And another kelig of mine lak leh cakap, kalau lah yg bunuh diri tu a Chinese lady, she probably wearing a red dress, so that she can hunt the husband as a ghost – ayoooo, merepek2 budak2 ni.



And tup2, we got a call from our contact kat bawah, ask us to look up, that fellow yg kononnya nak bunuh diri tu ada kat 40s floor something. What theeeee …… ko tau mamat tu buat hapa? He looks like a French guy, wearing yellow shirt black pant - he is actually climbing up from tingkat bawah klcc till top floor of tower 2 – ko x caya? Believe it..


And yang paling tak disangka, si climber ni x pakai satu utas tali pun. Dia climb dari bawah ngan kaki tangan dia, sangkut paut kat jeriji2 cermin2 klcc ni, and gunakan kapur tangan sahaja. Gila x gila???



But anw, i m sure this climber is not asking his name to be placed in the Malaysian or World Book of Records, he is climbing not coz of to be famous, think ni antara orang2 yang buat benda utk satisfaction dirinya sendiri sahaja. Otherwise, mestilah banyak manusia2 yg berkenaan, segala NGO, segala menteris segala2 ambulans polis bomba dah get ready. And I don’t think lah yg our gomen will accept this climber to climb without any safety equipments, at least a rope. Ni kosong dik, katalah dia tergelincir silap langkah, mau terjun ke bawah terus dik, kalo dah ke bawah tu paham2 le apa yg akan terjadi. When the climber is almost to reach the top floor of tower 2, the police helicopter berpusing2 around tower 2, ko nak buat hapa? Amik gambo? Halau dia turun?


But as i am typing this entry, the climber is safely reached the top floor (only at 60th floor, and currently under police custody), congratulations for making my office day as something that I can remember for the rest of my life. and it s too bad when I don’t bring my camera along, to picture u in my special blog.



To mr climber – sila jangan buat lagi di klcc kerana anda telah menyebabkan jem yang sangat padat!




**someone from KLCC managed to snap these photos.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Day 3 - Awana Kijal / Telok Cempedak

our last day in awana, it s a free and easy session. after taking our late breakfast, abang wanted to play his kite kat beach. so fine, ngan panas mentari menyinar kat pala, abang punya excited sekejap jer. moment after that, mom and dad dia gak yang main kite ni.



and abang yang jakun ngan main pasir, dok tengok mak pak dia layan kite sambil dia menggoreng pasir pantai...hish!


pastu nak naik beskal plak...macam kat umah sendiri takde beskal. those ppl are making money, for an hour, paid RM10 utk 1 beskal yet kita bukan pakai sampai sejam pun. budak2 ni mana leh lelama, x sampai 10 min dah mula bosan. ngan nak carry kite nye yg beso gedabak, akak insists gak budak2 pusing half of awana, so that berbaloi sket bayo sewa beskal ni.


it s time for us to leave awana.... but will stop to telok chempedak kuantan, for a minor rest and relax.
tak tau lah bila nak sampai lagi....sorey sorey awana kijal.
as usual, x sah kalau dah sampai ke terengganu, keropok lekor x dibeli...

dari awana till telok cempedak, gegirl memanjang tido, since dia dah x pakai pampers, found out that dia terkencing le pulak lam keter kat seat belakang. sib baik i did put some alas lapik.


budak2, pantang jumpa kedai2 cenggini, bengkok la poket!

abang and gegirl nak cheezels, so sambil makan, dema pi bagi lak lotong/ungka/monkey ni makan...sudahnya menatang2 tu yang kenyang makan


apa lah purpose sirman amik gambo monkey ni pun akak x tau...



it s time to leave kuantan...



abang yg bosan ngan perjalanan yang panjang, decided to lepak kat dashboard belakang. odw back down to kl, akak tak tido langsung coz terpaksa melayan gegirl menyanyi, menceceh and potpet since dia x nak tido langsung. sampai kl around 9pm, lepas je karak h/way, jem punya la panjangggggggg!!! anak2 dah kelaparan, but kalau stop lagi mau lagi lambat sampai.


anw, it was a nice holiday specially for the kids. for me, asal anak2 happy n gembira, whatever that they want during this trip, i will try to get and give to them. our next trip - in few more months, to where? another beach, of cos...



tada.....





Day 2 - Awana Kijal

ops..did i tell you that, this trip is also my company's trip? or actually my holiday cums company trip? alah...whichever way pun, we had a very good time!



early in the morning, get ready to breakfast and the fun under the sun...gegirl bengang jer coz dahlah malam tido lambat, pagi kena bangun awal, abang got so excited coz he knew that he s going to 'win' something today.



gegirl - keje dia kutip belon ajer!



abang, get ready for his games!

sirman and i take turn jaga anak2 pasal both of us gila kuasa nak main sume benda kan!


and this time, after few hours under the sun, gegirl dah mula buat perangai!


go abang gooo!!!!


abang suka gila bila asik2 dpt adiah jer, sume games dia nak sapu!well like mother like son kan...





mummy, abang dah tired...


hah ko boleh?? kecik aku bukan sebarang kecik, Red team akak dapat 2nd placing for ladies tug of war


sirman's team dapat 1st placing babe!!! congrates...

overall, my RED team is the champion....bertuah sungguh kaler red ni kan...

after taking our mandi manda, b4 taking our lunch, kita try black bull ni dulu



ops..jatuh


now is my turn!!!


gedebuk jugak!



there's a carnival after the luncheon, but since gegirl dah sleepy sesangat, i was then left to the hotel room and sambung tido wt her. while sirman and abang - melenjan sakan


bangun at 5 something, sambung lak pi mandi kat beach, but this time, we didnt bring the camera along coz akak pun nak berbasahan bersama2...best giler babe!!! pilah awana kijal ni, sonok bangat. pastu sambung plak kat pool..perkh...kaler badan akak dah membakar tahap cipan!


dinner time, no photos taken coz battery camera lupa nak charge and akak pun dah kepenatan, anak2 toksah cakap lah, penat2 pun masih lagi melenjan.


to bro matredo1, sorry x dapat nak dinner together wt yr family, tot kalo tea time tu mmg lah leh sempat lagi, but since ko ajak memalam, yet my time malam2 dah fully booked, so nxt time in coffebean klcc je lah yeah!!!




last one, nanti sambung...