Wahahahahahah – sapa itu that person?? Matiklah penyampai nanti menyampai kat that person katanya!!! Eh kot that person ngan mak hayam ngan suku sakat hamba abdi mulut radio era pun bertenggek kat sini, ko tak tau? Ceh...ari2 dema bertempek kat sini nokkkkkk!!!
Akak: OK Im in!! Coming tonite.
Calling Mal: Nyah roger2, get ready prung prang hah ye kita jumpa ye kat sini ye kat puchong, ko jgn lambat, mak dr opis ni mak lik lu jumpa2 ye nyah ko jgn lambat tau!!!
nah mik kak mik adiah2 ko ni
takkan ni jer?
How much do I get actually?? The pride!!!!
ngumpat le tu!
kitorg nak gak bergambo ngan Kak Red weih...
So akak pun berbondong2lah pi ni, memandangkan akak dari KLCC and I m so stupid wt the Kelana Jaya’s area, means I have to bring Mal as my tunjuk ajar jalanku sifuuuuuuuu. B4 that, I hv to meet sirman somewhere coz I need to use his smart tag. Gila kan? my life is so complicated wtout s/tag. Seriusly, I wont be driving kat tempat2 or jalan2 yang ada toll without the s/tag. Since sirman mmg hari2 kena pakai s/tag yet akak ni jumpa tol pun tidak, so I hv to meet him first. After meeting him, nak kena pi puchong, I have made an arrangment to meet Mal at somewhere JJ Puchong around 745pm. Motif, lom 730pm akak dah sampai Tesco Puchong. And mangkuk hayun pondan sasa tu masih lagi di Subang katanya. Hampeh tol! 19 kilo Mal kena maki ngan akak. So makanlah akak sorang2 lam MCD since aku dah lapau sangat. Coz this is my first time here in Tesco, akak pun sempat sekodeng jalan2 lam tu, found this RM5 shop, sompek gak shop2 beli burner, beli hapa2 lah and kol 8 lebih baru si dol kadigol Mal tu sampai. Nak kena pi KJaya lak tu kaeadhnya!!!
kak, cantik x pose mak?
roboh la pangkin aku tu weii!!
Bekalan utk jamuan akak bawak Burger MCD lah, dah sah2 aku datang dr MCD kan, mana aku nak carik satay bagai??
SO sampai2, terus lah sessi itu ini sana sinun, soksek potpet abih lah segala payung periuk belanga daun ketupat kita buat. Koooooooo!!! Mik ko, setelah sekian lama menantikan saat pertemuaan tak disangka2 kan yeah. Details of the potpet mana leh reveal kat sini, but tau sama tau je lah hahahahahaha....gelak samseng kan akak.
It was fun meeting them, kitorg ok jer to each other, tak cam orang2 tu yang sentapppppppp sangat ngan titile mak orang bini orang ni dapat menang Bloggers Idol 2006 (BI) kan. To my new readers, short brief lah yeah, there was a contest calls Bloggers Idol 2006 last year. So hanya akak ngan Nadh jer yang pure ladies in the contentants list, yang lain2 tu lelaki (straight ke bengkok ke wallahuallam). So pendek kata, after weeks of weeks eh months of having this task, ngan segala lalat nyamuk dok hinggap buat najis coz geram tengok akak ko ni ha x gak kuor2 dr BI, ngan macam2 dugaan dan segala ranjau duka luka nangis hiba lah bagai. Sampai akak tak tidur malam lah, sampai kan paling worst I have to shut down the shout box of Red Mummy pasal over tau lalat2 ni. Sib baik comments board boleh tahan lagi. Siap ada yang anto email, nak ala2 maki bagai. Eh macam2lah dugaan. Akhirnya akak ko ni ha yang menanggggggggggg, tapi ada gak yang emo, emo pasal anak hayam ekan dia kecundang, yang anak hekan ni pun mengamuk tak hengat tu. Maunya tak, bila kita sangka kita ada master in communication gitu, so kita sangka kita is very good in delivering our assignment, eh master ke PHD? Bukan PHD ke? Motifff???
Suka arr......akak winner kan!
Habis je sessi mengumpat segala, terus akak ca alit but, coz nak kejar balik umah lah. ko hengat aku nak menempek kat situ lelama, but adiah BI pun lom abih dapat lagi. Baru dapat cash prize ngan a token from Dubai dari Organizer aka Lea (weih dr Dubai ke red candle ni ek?)?? mek lupa nyah!!!! Anw, terima kasihlah walaupun berbulan2 menanti. Nadh, yours will be sending soon by Lea which I donno when, this bloody mak hayam, is very very the bz nak mapuih, so ko kena sabarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Hanya kita berdua jer yang berkuasa bersuara, adiah2 sampingan sila dok dendiam nokkkkkkkk…haiyok kecoh ngalahkan juara! Akak nye trophy and segala jadah certs crown pun x dapat lagi nadh - eh ada ke crown? Kesal aku x curik crown besau kat umah Volks tu tau.
Fakta Menarik
1. Kalau datang, jangan datang ngan burger sahaja, bawak air sekali coz tuan rumah tidak sediakan air minuman utk tetamu (Volks!!! Matiklah tuan rumah x bagi akak minum air secoit pung, jauh2 datang dr Cheras ni – ya hampunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)
2. This house is like Red Volks le pulak aku rasa, sana sini sinum merah menyala! Cantikkkkkkkk! Akak sukaaaaaaaaaa
3. Kain2 ela dari Dubai hanya utk dipegang dan ditonton, bukan utk hak milik kekal – hawau lah Lea kemut x nak baik kain ela, sebagai ganti dapat key chain ajor. Ko ado?? Opss..ngan red candle ngan adiah BI tolak kira campo lah sekali.
4. Limau dijamu utk tetamu tapi napa aku x dapat????? x pelawa akak pung!!! Siap ngan daun2 lagi tu, matik lah baru petik dari ladang katanya.
5. Coklat pening – coz all the way from Aloq staq, kl, cairo, kl segala rantau ceruk ko pegi kan, sampai sudah dapat seketul sahaja – cair nyah (haiyokk, kak red komplennnnn ajer kan kan?)
6. Siap sedia utk BI 2007, siapa nak masuk, digalakkan utk mendaftar segera kat sini apabila pendaftaran dibukalah, tapi ko janganlah nak push2 lak ngan organizer tu bz ya amat, kalau dia dah announce tu ada lah, matiklah sapa kali ni yang jadi first person to register wahahahahhahahaha sapa terasa??
7. Lepak ngan budak2 ni, telinga kena berani mati punya merah ala2 red segala red lah pasai anda akan mendengar segala di luar jangkauan perasaaan wah…..tapi ngan akak dema sopan2, bagus adik2 sumer….
8. Generally, husz ngan Mal bila duduk dekat2, like sandwich le pulak aku nengok. Kembar siam pun iye jugak nok! peha sama besau tu!!
9. If you think Lea is beautiful, think twice oso coz he is also handsome – im serious babe!
10. If you think during the BI thingy, Belle is like so mak tiri kertu zalim gilos, think twice oso coz she is so soft and sweet – mata penanya mmg pedas, I told u b4 right, dont judge by it s writing, akak pun brutal gak lam writing tapi bila jumpa - aku sopan hapa!!!
11. If you think Kak Red is wearing red all the time, ko gila kan?? ko hengat aku x de kaler lain ke nak pakai???
12. Belle, Mal kata laki ko cute. so Belle sila hindarkan laki ko dari Mal, terkedu Mal teringat camne Belle maki dia dalam comments BI, waduss!!!
Tiada dalam gambar: Lea, Volks, Husz, Mal, Isis and Jury Belle (semua nyorok takut nak ngamik gambar kan kan kan!!!!)
Siapa di dalam gambar? Kawan2 dema, yang haram akak x kenal, but i know the little boy Adam.
satu hari, in the car while sirman was sending abang to his school:
Abang: Daddy, nanti kat school pls dont kiss abang, and I dont want to kiss you too. kita salam aje yeah. Gegirl pun salam and hug abang jer, x nak kiss abang tau.
hello..........ko baru nak jejak 6 tahun, pandai dah malu2 kucing kan?
so that s fine, since the 3 of them hv agreed, akak x campo. coz the agreement was between abang wt sirman and gegirl his sister. Akak tidak ada di tempat kejadian.
Few days ago, masa kat wedding at my cousins's house ni. i told abang that i wanna kiss him. so he said nope. so akak cakap, then u kiss mummy lah. pun dia x nak gak and run to the playground.
kecik lak ati aku.
so bila lam keter i had an argument wt him a bit, kenapa he doesnt want to kiss me and so on, he cuma cakap sorry sorry.
so at nite:
Sirman: Kenapa abang tak nak kiss mummy kat umah Nek Mon tadi?
Abang: Abang tak nak, abang shame2 orang ramai. Abang malu lah daddy
Sirman: Kiss mummy pun malu?
Abang: kat rumah tak apa, kat orang ramai, I dont want - abang malu.
Well, he s not even 6 yrs but dia punya berlagak macho - hamboih! Now, so in public i can only kiss gegirl then....
Hari ni, hari yang malang. Pukul 4 pagi, ngah sedap2 membongkang, perut akak mula sakit2. Kalau sakit nak beranak aku tau dah nak tuju ke mana, tp ni sakit tanda2 nak mencirit. Again??? Sudahnya, i got an MC today - dapat tido only after 630am after !$^&$#@, and after seeing doctor, and took a little nap, tup2 datang lagi cirit ni. Akak sorang je pulak tu yang kena, the rest sume sihat belia, means - i am the lucky one!!!
Btw, terima kasih pada yang perihatin, tapi akak nak sound kat sinilah ye, akak ni dah berlaki, apa2 pun langkah langkau akak, adalah hak milik laki aku, ko kalo nak jeles2 ko kalao nak buat onak duri nak jadi penghasut ke nak sibuk2 ngan idup akak, baik rentikanlah coz i dont give a damn wt yr bloody email, x cukup ngan email akak personally boleh lak menceceh2 kat shoutbox akak. haiyohhh!! sukatik aku lah. ko jeles?? ko jeles ko punya pasal. kenapa akak ada entry2 camni, sebabnya ko suka ingat ngan email akak, aku boleh heran ngan ko, ko sapa? ko hengat aku nak tunduk ngan ko, senang jer cara aku - ban ko terus, x usah dlayan email2 ngan menceceh2 kau yang buang masa aku ajer. ingat tu!!!
huh!!! x sudah2
Time goes by, when one day I have a new fren name Cassy. Shes a malay and muslim too. Cassy and I walk and close to each other. Sandra was then love to be tagged a long. Dia suka nak menyibuk kat tempat yang aku baik ngan sapa2 tau. Nak memeriahkan suasana, Sandra has one PHD bestfren known as Pidot. kalau korang bijak bistari, Sandra ada PHD and of cos kawan baiknya pun mesti lah ada gak PHD. memandangkan korang pun dah besau2 akil baligh, i dont hv to elaborate more makna PHD tu.
Pendekkan cerita, Sandra pun trying to be nice wt Cassy....She will interframe for most of my time wt Cassy. I am no longer Cassy's good buddy though we tried to have a chat once in a while but it doesnt work anymore. I put my distance again to whoever that close to Sandra coz I do not want to be hurt like Sandra - Peter incident before. Some more Pidot is doing her great job as a PHD holder.
zaman2 dulu, aku x nak kawan dia lah coz dia kawan ngan orang tu. semua penyakit x nak kawan berkawan ni mmg ada...x dpt nak dinafikan keujudannya and termasuklah akak yang selalunya menjadi mangsa keadaan. That moment, i dont hv the gutts to stand up on my own, mulut akak x lazer as skang ni, akak x berkeyakinan tinggi sangat macam skang. Dulu, akak kecil orangnya dan begitulah perasaan akak pun kecil jugak. Kalau skang, akak masih tetap lagi kecik tidak membuak2 besarnya tetapi tetap melawan.
Imbas lagi...pernah naik bas mini? dulu akak amat handal ngan bas Toong Foong and Bas Mini ni. numbers bus utk toong fong return ialah 123 manakalah mini bas plak no 30 and 32. Naik bas mini specially mmg padat, passengers sume x geti beratur. Kalau di Kotaraya, kena tunggu kat depan Metrojaya. Satu hari, tahun pertama akak berkerja, baru 2,3 bulan lah kerja, and baru lak dapat gaji, baru lak draw duit. semata2 nak kuorkan 60sen tambang bas, kat depan metrojaya tu rupanya akak telah diperhatikan. and dulu handbag akak yang cekai2 jer, x de brand, x uptodate pung, x leather x semenggah, beli pun x sampai 40 kot reganya. So waktu berhempas pulas utk naik lam bas, yang akhirnya akak x gak dapat seat, rupanya handbag akak sudah dikerjakan. akak x perasanpun sampai umah, eh eh, napa berlubang lak tepi bag akak ni. rupanya set brush make up akak dah gone, termasuklah wallet merah aku. cinabeng tol. duit lak baru kuor seribu, gaji lak dulu masa tu x sampai 1300 pun. meroyan aku malam tu, sedih pilu. since then, bila naik bas,akak kepit h/bag cam nak rak, bawak duit cukup2 utk makan satu hari jer. kerana kejadian itu, ingatannya dan tahap berjaga2 sampai kini.
I hate Sandra's attitude kerana menjadi si talam dua muka.I hate Sandra's attitude for being the bad mouth to her own frens specially Peter. I just hate the situation. Eventhough I dont like Peter, but I m so fed up wt Sandra who steals my good Cassy from me. And Pidot, akak malas tollah nak panjangkan character dia ni, tp akak nak gak tulih nama dia sebagai hamba abdi si Sandra, sebagai penyibuk dalam hidup akak till now. That was 15 years ago punya story. A lesson from yesterday but it happens today - again. Both Sandra and Pidot are no longer my frens, Peter is still contactable via my mutual fren but I m not interested to have a fren r/ship wt him and Casey is still my fren, kenapa Casey and I can become frens after up and down situation of r/ship? Coz we dont backstabbed each other, we dont hv bad mouth and we dont membodek like you do.
Remarks:
1. They are all bloggers of Red Mummy.
2. They are one of you, if you relate their attitude - mmg kena ngan batang hidung awak sendiri.
3. Just 3 bloggers and 1 reader involve - so out of hundreds of readers, again, siapa punya batang hidung yang kena?
U may find the answers of the above if u read carefully from the Saddy one. Anw, pernah dengar yang mata pena boleh mencarik2 hati dari pedahan samurai (pandai2 je akak olah kan peribahasa ni) - so, reason akak tak nak over the direct mentioning who and whom, kerana tidak mahu ada hati yang terluka yet i need to say it out from my benak pala yang dah sarat menyimpan sekian lama. Lagipun, ada pihak yang sedang mencari salah dan silap akak, kalau x tuju kat sini dia tuju kat sinun sinin bagai. Why on earth u need to disturb my life??
Early in the afternoon today, all of us headed to PMC to visit my frens, wt their new baby born = Maira Aleesa. The girl is so special since the parents had to wait for more than 7,8 yrs to have her. Abang and gegirl love to touch and kiss the baby, she so cuteeeeeeee!!!
Though it s Saturday, i still hv to entertain some of official calls, x kira lah akak lam spital ke kat mana pung. The phone photos bukan in purpose, I was actually engaging wt my Boss but sempat bagi smiling post while sirman dok sibuk snapping me.
Pearl, that red beg was from you, remember? see, i m a good customer!
We got back, and took our time to get rest first. everybody dok layan DVD except me as usual, gone to tido petang already. bangun2 we hv to get ready to another 2 weddings tonite. b4 that, Kids helped mom to wrap a gift for my cousin.
Mohd Nor Ismail, my close cousin is holding his reception tonite and Sunday. He is a very famous footballer in Malaysia, go figure out, siapa dia! He was previously playing under Perak and now wt Johor.
An electrical good for him, can boil water 24 hours specially kalau dah beranak, x yah nak masak2 air. senang baitu!
After Maghrib, we have to be in Shah Alam for sirman fren's wedding. Laki aku anak dah 2, kawannya baru nak kawin - ni sirman cakap lah ye bukan akak. Odw to SAlam kids getting so sleepy, abang x yah tunggu lama terus terlena, yet gegirl degil a bit, x nak lie down sanggup tahan badan dia tido sambil duduk.
see see...gegirl punya degil, tido tersengguk2...
then i decided to take her to sleep wt me. and ngan akak terlelap lite2 sama.
This wedding, a malay man got married wt Mamak side. The whole bunch of ppl in this hall are full wt their Mamak side. Dah namanya majlis belah perempuan kan. yet kawan sirman is the pengantin lelaki. Masalahnya we cant attend the man's side so we have to cover kat belah perempuan. Yang membosankan ialah, we waited for 2 hours to get our dinner here. Damn it!! 2 hours, anak2 aku dah lapau gila. Sudahlah tu bukan ala carte, kena buffet beratur q panjang nauzubillah.
Akak nak nasihatkanlah a bit, kalau korang tengok jam tu dah kol bape, mintak tlglah buat majlis makan tu biarlah berhidang. sampai pukul 10 pun jemputan masih lagi terpaksa beratur mengambil makanan. I cant stand anymore, muka akak dah masam2 mencuka coz kids dah lapau sgt and dah tu lak MC dok suruh semua penakan pengantin merenjis pulak. haiyokkk!!!
But i tot akak sorang je yang dah masam mencuka, ramai lagi yang dah keruk kerak perut berbunyi. I saw this family's pengantin and told her that how long more do we hv to wait since i ve been there for 2 hours already. Tak lama tak lama katanya, hampeh tollah. Tetamu makin ramai and seats pulak padat mmg x ckp, sendat je akak tengok dewan besar tu. Last2 kami makan ala kadar jer buat lapik perut, we immediately left - overall, i wasnt happy in this occasion at all. yang buat kami happy bila dema ada pasang lagu2 hindustan, sedap aura telinga mendengar, and ada lak tu penari2 hindustan on stage. satu lagi, since family pompuan ni are all mamak, partner yang bukan mamak pun pakai baju ala2 punjabi gitu. cantik dan meriah! cuma akak x de mood dah nak ngamik gambar....dalam duka ada syok gak lah wedding ni.
From Shah Alam we rushed to Putrajaya for my cousin side. There s no event tonite, but semua sedara mara dari seantero Malaysia dah turun to get together here. Akak pun x lama je kat sini, after tunjuk muka setengah jam kitaorg pun terus angkat kaki balik. We will come back again on Sunday and will be here for the whole day here.
anw, Selamat Pengantin Baru semoga berkekalan ke akhir hayat to both Pengantins, sirman's fren and my cousin. Dengan ucapan, tetamu yang datang - dilayan, tidak dibiarkan terpinga2.
Hello Kak Red's readers!!! today is Saturday, Saturday got no Samarinda, Saturday got no Lost and Saturday even Sunday are resting days for everyone. So Sandra and Peter will take a break for these 2 days, back on stage on Monday - hikhikhik......
btw, cute tak the 2 little gifts for my fren's baby ni? This is for a new baby born and her name is Maira Aleesa. She wont be using it immediately lah, tu purposenya akak beli. i know ppl will usually give a present yang betul2 utk baru lahir nye, tp akak beli utk after few months nanti boleh pakai so the parents dont hv to think to get it one anymore.
anybody is carrying a baby right now?
today's badminton memang hancur! akak main 7 sets, semua kalah. yang paling tragis was the last set 15 berbalas kosong. if you want to play me, make sure akak nye pala ngah runsing, bila pala akak runsing, akak main cam poyo2 jer. Napa akak runsing?
Sibuk ko nak tau kan..coz while playing this, Boss akak jap2 tepon, jap2 aku kena layan dia jap2 aku sambung main jap2 aku kena layan call dia lagi, camne pala aku x runsing.
15 kosong..hishh!! malu malu!!!
gambar2 ni lak while we had our lunch at Coffeebean KLCC today - together wt Reita and Isis the hanak hekan belatuk pari akak....
teka teki hari ini, milik siapakah setiap kaki itu??
im trying to tell you a very direct story. if u get Lost here (pekebende bukan Lost yang tu ye), u have to go back to the first episode over here. kalau x paham gak, no promises lah...nak melenggok banyak gaya, that s my problem.
Sandra and Peter - where should i start now.
let s try here. specially budak rusia tu, budak2 yang masih hingusan tidak perlu baca sampai abih citer ni - cerita ni untuk orang yang cepat 'tangkap'.
so Sandra yang amat benci meluat ngan Peter ni decided that we will hold the makan2 on Friday afternoon, means nanti Peter x leh join coz dia kena pi solat jumaat. busuk hati kan? but whatever lah...ko yg nak banje makan ko nye pasallah. kita ngikut je jadual. as everyone were looking forward for the makan2 thingy, during the day itself, Sandra suddenly called us up yang makan2 tu dibatalkan dan dipostpone ke hari lain - without any reasons.
and i was then headed up to my part time B & R (oi kat kelantan ada haagan daz ke? ko nak temberang akak kan? )
disinilah bermulanya segala penglipurlara. While i m working, someone from my school came at the counter and told me something that made me so so bloody piss off! (read that my schoolmate kat sini mmg bersepah2 kat kl, semua pusat tuition centre mostly are my buddies, so they just here and there to meydey2 everything for the latest info coz backyears, we DONT HAVE MOBILE AT ALL).
i know lots of my readers are from the otai ppl of this kl town.Kyrell?? u are rite? teringat akak kat kat Kotaraya, im sure Kotaraya masih ada lagi, but think full of indon and org2 filipino kan skang ni? kat atas tu ada satu tempat namanya Galactica. kalau x silap akak itulah namanya. it s a place for teenagers like us yang nak main roller blade tayar bulat 6 ketol. It s not like current roller blade yang lurus gitu ye. So those yang ponteng sekolah will then lepak here. Kat sini gak lah for those yang nak merendak berdating. There s another place like this kat Sg Wang, namanya Spinning Wheel kalau x salah ingatan tua akak ni lah. Those places dah takde, budak2 zaman skang kalau nak melanguk akak tak tau lah kat mana la ni? Panggung wayang cud be?
suka la nak mengimbas kenangan lampau kan?
the news begins wt one sentence.
Tukang Sampai: Hey Kak Red, Sandra is doing her makan2 right now, at 230pm kat kantin sekolah kita, ramai jemputan dia and guess what Peter has got the invitiation too.
Kak Red: I do not know about this at all (the tone has totally change at all)
I was truly sad or mbe mad. Sandra was not my best fren but she used to claim that I am her best fren ever till akhir nyawanya - so on gitu lah. I wanted to confrant her, what is going on - am I being kicked off for what reasons. I dont give a damn wt the makan2 anymore, but at this stage, kenapa akak diasingkan dari situation that i m supposed to be in?
I did then. The next Monday morning at school, akak tanya Sandra nicely.
Kak Red: You hate Peter, u are talking bad about Peter but u invited him and yet i was not been told bout the last minute plan.
Sandra: Alah sorrylah, aku saje2 tukar pikiran nak buat masa tu gak, pastu aku ajak gak lah Peter, saje je gak - tapi ko tau aku benci tollah Peter tu masa dia kat tpt makan2 tu tau, ko bayangkan lah bla bla yada ding dong ting tong prang preng - the mengumpat session begins by Sandra then.
Dalam hati akak rasa nak bagi penampar ajer kat Sandra ni. Apa punya bitch ni? Read the word bitch? because she s so zalim. And I suddenly kesian kat Peter, he doesnt know anything at all. Dia x tau that Sandra hates him so much.
Since then, i put a distance between me and Sandra. We dont go out for gang2 boom anymore. I tried not to hear anything from her mouth about Peter. Not that I like Peter etcs, but I do not want to be in the middle person lagi, if she can talk bad about Peter so does she can do it to me. Dont you think so. I just need to twist my finger to any of our frens, i will surely get it.
Anw, fyi - 11 taun in a primary and secondary school, akak x pernah ada record buruk in school. Tak pernah berpeluang utk ponteng sekolah secara haram. Kalau setakat ponteng and dok umah tu adalah jugak, coz when I was in form 5, akak banyak gak tuang coz akak penat kerja di siang hari gitu kan... but there s one case yang akak x boleh lupa. Masa akak in Form 2, akak berhajattttttttt sgt nak merasa ponteng sekolah. So akak menciloklah utk pertama kalinya, but bila balik umah, dari perjalanan tu dan dari kejauhan itu akak dah nampak Mak Hajah ni dah menunggu ngan muka masam seribu duka. matiklah aku kena birat kat kaki lagi ni. The first time akak ponteng sekolah telah terkantoi, and Mak Hajah itu adalah mak akak ler sapa laik....
Itulah kali pertama dan terakhir akak memonteng.
Dan kerana akak seorang yang suka meleret2 bercerita dan menceceh, izinkan lagi sambungannya pada esok hari. Sandra and Peter berehat utk sehari lagi....
dahulu, sewaktu blog ini mula2 didirikan, tujuan utamanya ialah apabila sudah sampai masanya akak pergi menghadap ilahi, ada peninggalan untuk anak2 dan orang sekeliling mengenaliku. mahu meletakkan setiap saat cerita yang terjadi buat anak2 kecilku meneliti perjalanan ibunya. tujuan masih tetap sama, tapi nak meluahkan perasaan kat sini, rasa kecewa rasa sedih atas sesuatu mungkin agak sukar.
i said again, it s hard to tell u a story when someone or more than lots of ppl that i know of will know the 'details' that im talking about.
ada yang menyukarkan kan perjalanan blog ini, but probably, it s not nice for my kids to read as well - later.
satu cerita dahulu, many2 years ago.....rasanya di zaman persekolahan. waktu rambut akak perang sebab pakai hydrogen, ko tau apa menda tu? anak2 bandar yang rugged2 mesti tau menatang tu, hydrogen ni digunakan utk tempek kat luka, but kerana geng2 akak bukan dari anak tan sri dan datuk, so yang mampu kami beli ialah hydrogen ni which is less than 5 inggit. tempek kat rambut, tengok banyak mana yang ko nak simbah and banyak mana la ko nak kaler perang ko tu, and akak lak x geti2 nak letak sket..sekali hazab perang gila rambut akak, ngan panjang nya lagi.
along akak, yang punya kuasa ke atas adik2nya so much, punya naik hangin ngan aku. dia punya hangin lebih twister dari mak abah akak punya angin woo. eh apa yang aku nak relatekan sebenornya ye?
pasal dunia persekolahan akak dulu. akak ada sorang kawan ni, dia ni teramatlah terkenal ngan double facesnya. but aku tetap gak kawan nagn dia pasal dulu2 zaman ko sekolah ko double faces pun ko cakap belakang mana la berani nak confrant. zaman dah tua2 ni sapa ckp belakang, ngan orang2 tu aku tuju balik.
jadi kawan akak yang double faces ni akak namakan Sandra lah ye. so si Sandra ni very the tak suka ngan sorang mamat ni, kita namakan dia Peter lah yeah. dedua adalah melayu beragama islam yang saje aku omputihkan namanya. suka aku la kan?.....
meleret2 lagi..
so anw, setiap hari si Sandra ni asik memaki hamun Peter ni lah, yet Peter ni tak penah tau pun and takde sapa nak menjadi penyampai betapa dasyatnya si Sandra ni dah mengata2 dia. termasuk le akak, tidak berani nak menjadi dalang. keadaan berlarutan sepanjang tahun.
satu hari, Sandra ni ada lah duit lebih sikit so nak belanja lah kitaorg kat kantin sekolah. tapi Sandra busuk hati tak nak lah ajak si Peter ni bertandang sama. kita ramai2 ni dalam satu group so kalau ada makan kat kantin tu kang kantoi le pulak tau si Sandra buat and Peter will feel so so down lahkan. Akak and the gang pun ikut je lah pala hotak si Sandra ni. kita masa tu zaman2 remaja, nak dapat belanja makan ko hengat senang.
cakap pasal belanja makan ni, akak penah kena ketuk kaw kaw and paw2 dek seorang mamat ni masa akak tingkatan 5. masa tu lepas sekolah akak ada buat part time kat Baskin & Robbins. jadi korang kalau nak temberang ngan akak pasal ice cream, cara2 nak scoops, ingredients bagai, toksah harap. i m so much expert on that....so mamat tu datang waktu break kerja akak. dia ni baru habis tuition gitu kat Kasturi Tuition Centre, orang2 KL sure tau lah tpt ni. akak lak p/time kat panggung wayang Rex tu, apa dah jadi Rex tu skang ye?
jadi bila dia datang, dia ajak akak makan, kita pi lah makan nasi campo kat sebelah guardian tepi puduraya tu lah, depan panggung wayang Rex. dia amik macam2, aku pun amik macam2. tp aku nye macam2 x delah macam dia nye macam2. makan kat situ, mmg siksa poket sket lah, zaman ko budak2 ngan makan ada ayam udang segala ikan bagai. it s expensive yet im still a student wpun akak buat p/time. jadi bila time membayo tu, akak pun tunggu gak lah mamat ni bayau, tp dia buat bodoh jer. aik? so akak bayarlah, it s quite expensive for 2 of us, and i have to pay for someone yang memang berniat2 utk membuli akak. how sad! tu pasallah walaupun dah berbelas2 tahun kejadian ini berlalu, akak tetap ingat coz i should have not paid for it. i should pay for myself, dia punya dia bayar sendiri lah.
kan dah meleret2 lagi ni....
ada lagi cerita pasal bayar membayar ni, which haritu sirman brought the issue to me, when he knows a fren of mine was asking me out for lunch but at the end i have to pay for 2 of us.
cerita Sandra and Peter, akan bersambung esok hari. cerita Sandra and Peter, adalah kesinambungan dari peristiwa lampau kepada hari ni.
the only place that i go was to my neighbour's wedd. just 3 of us and together wt my sis adik ipar and mom. sirman melepek kat umah, he was sick since from the weekend up to abih cuti CNY. oit...bosan ke maut.
baby bathtub ni akak nak bagi kat orang dah...so sebelum ianya jatuh ke tangan orang, anak2 mengerjakannya buat kali2 terakhir. while dema main ni, akak sibuk masak, macam2 akak dengau dema buat, lepas je akak masak, hasilnya balkoni akak abih basah banjir lencun. semua dah jadi kapal karam, gegirl ngan abang tinggal spender je aku tengok. gambar tidak dapat dihasilkan coz akak dah cam petir suh dema suh mandi semula. arggh!! budak2 kan...
last fri nye usual training, pun membosankan coz we played during lunch hour and bila semua naik opis, semua kene taichi ngan boss - some ppl expect us to work 24hrs wtout resting agaknya. inilah hintnya yang my 4 days leave will end up doing nothing!
this photo bila akak bawak orang sakit tu pi clinic, dengan warning dari dia jangan amik gambo dia while dia ngah sakit. tapi akak snap2 gak but amaran keras jangan post gambo sakit dia lam blog. so akak x leh post lar...jadi inilah hasilnya gambo isteri yang sedang menunggu suaminya bersama doctor. aku bosankan...main ngan kamera la...
btw, baca tak today's newspaper? kalau aritu ada bapa cina ni pi bunuh 2 anak2nya coz ada masalah ngan bininya. dia x per lah dah mati kojol terus, so padam2 pun x de dah ko nak merasa merana kat dunia ni cam orang gila kan? tapi yang malay mom ni, dia leh bunuh 2 anak2 kecik dia sebab lakinya nak kawin lain. kalo ko mati sama x per, ni ko lak idup, mental la orang2 ni. yang ko nak pi mati ko pi lah mati tapi ko pi bunuh anak2 kecil tu kenapa? bayangkan masa dema ngah nak azab meninggal tu? laki ko nak kawin lain ke hapa ke lantak dia lah, yang ko pi bunuh anak2 ko tu napa, bukan anak2 ko yang buat hal ngan ko. sedih la citer ni. how could a mom can behave like this?
skang, sampai ko matilah orang akan mengata pangai gila engkau tu. satu lagi si bapaknya balik2 tak jenguk anak ke, tup2 ngah tido je polis dah datang ada kat rumah. haiyok!!!
akak x emo, tapi sedih dan kecewa and ralat ngan budak2 yang jadi mangsa di tangan orang yang patut memberi pelindung kepada mereka.
this entry was supposed to be posted last December, it took 2 months to tango coz akak lupa nak dload gambar. let s enjoy the journey of kak red while in Kelantan for my little sis wedding wt the Kelantan boy.
i didnt know that i have to make her up, tu pasal i didnt carry my big make up beg, hasilnya, no mascara no 3 layers of foundations, no shadings but thank god, i carry my mini MAC!!! cantik x akak make up kan Nana??
berarak ke kuala krai...sungguh memeritkan tenaga batin akak. janji yang patutnya left cheras after isya' dragged sampai 1030 mlm. ini kerana akak punya kakak yang fail in punctuality. hazab tol akak n team menunggu dia gather at mom's hse. kami tinggalkan kl dalam dinihari yang mencecah ke tengah mlm, and most of the time, akak diulit tidur wt kids saja. janji utk menemankan sirman menceceh while he s driving, janji yg tinggal janji ajor.
mata yg asik lena terbangun kejap bila we stopped kat gua musang. one thing bout kak red, bencinya bila travel ialah akak x suka ngan toilet...tapi kehendak asasi kita yang terpaksa juga membuang dalam kesejukan malam tu...kena gak lah diturutkan. ngan mata yg terpisap2 itu, akak bangun gak lah utk shishaipeng (kencing le apa laik!!!). aku x tgk kiri kanan, terus terjah masuk first toilet - and secepat kilat jugak akak keluar ngan signal nak muntah. paham2 lah apa yang ada kat 1st toilet tu, ngeri aku!
the 3 sisters wt si orang baru...
2nd toilet is much better dari 1st one but still ngan nada2 muntah akak masuk gak lah coz aku dah x de choice. bila kita tidak ada pilihan lain, terpaksa jugak lah kita berterima kasih ngan apa yang ada. x kan ko nak suh akak pi balik semak lak??
we reached kuala krai, lebih kurang 530 pagi. yang pastinya sume orang dah naik rumah tinggal akak je yang masih lagi membongkang dalam kereta. perlu diingat hobi akak yang suka tidur ni, mmg siksa sket part2 nak bangun. so bila family akak dah beria mkn kat atas rumah akak masih lagi lena, sirman gegar gak akak bangun...ngan terpisap2 aku mmg nak carik bantal je tapi perut pun lapau gak. pas menelan light2 bfast - it s actually rendang n nasi himpit yang mak akak dah siap bawak bekalkan from kl, kami pun blah ke rumah yang patut kami tinggal sepanjang di kuala krai ini. x kan nak tinggal kat umah family adik ipar akak ni plak.
rumahnya selang 2 pintu jer, adalah lam 50 langkah perjalanan......rumah yang kami duduk tu milik 2 adik beradik. ni citer sedih sket lah...since akak seorang yang ramah tamah, akak byk gak bertanya selok belok idup 2 beradik ni. si abang usianya 19 taun masih mencari kerja, baru abih belajar apa tah aku dah lupa. yang si adik pomp nye lak umur 16 taun, masih lagi in form 4. ayah dema dah meninggal lama, mak dema dah x bela dema, dah kawin lain and dah ada 9 anak lain. all this while dema tinggal ngan atuk dema, yang baru aje pulang ke rahmatullah awal tahun ini. rumah besar2 tu hanya 2 beradik aje lah yang duduk, and ura2 nya lak si abang nak melangkah kaki ke kl utk mencari kerja. bih adiknya tinggal sorang2 la kat umah nanti kan?
kat umah atas dema byk bilik tp x dipakai, kat bawah ada satu bilik, dema berkongsi bilik. musykil akak lak!! tapi cepat2 dema ckp, berkongsi bilik utk barang, tp si adik akan tidur di dalam bilik and abang akak tidur di luar...oooo gitu? idup dema ditanggung oleh sapa2 yang bergelar hamba allah yang sudi bersedekah, tapi dema pun ada wang pesaka dari arwah atuk dema ni.
eh dah kelain lak cite aku ni, but anw......akak simpati sekali ngan 2 beradik ni.
event di kelantan was on Friday noon up to late petang. kenduri nye kecil kecilan tidak kompang berarak tiada pelamin di singgahsana, menghormati majlis dan adat sana, kami juga tidak lah beria sakan. so by then, akak kena jadi make up artist for nana yang mmg zero in make up. x ckp ngan itu akak kena gak jadi photographer for them. berpackage2 aku dibantai dek adik akak ni. being as a good sister yang ko campak je apa pun akak akan tetap buat, rasanya ok ok lah kot result gambonya. lantak lah!!!
usai solat jumaat, ramai le pulak orang2 masjid yang terjah umah si pengantin, and akak pun ikut pintu belakang bawak gegirl lari ke umah si 2 beradik tu utk berehat (aku pening pala le ramai tol pak aji pak aji kat umah pengantin tu). sampai je umah, wahhhhhhhhhh...sirman akak lagi awal dah landing tidor. of cos lah dia letih drive dr kl kelantan gitu kan, akak pun join sekaki! b4 3 pm dah lena, sedor2 kol 8 mlm ko!!! gila x akak ko ni kalo dpt bantal.
and rupanya family akak yang lain sume dah ke pasir mas, menjenguk ex ipar ayah akak - x kuasa lah akak nak ngikut, itu pun amik sejam lebih ke sana, baik lah akak tidur jer. mlm kami melepak aje di rumah pengantin kungkang kung kang belahak keropok lekor sampai x hengat dunia. dapat lak kopi o cap television, mmg kaw kaw woooooo!!!
everyone decided to tidor di rumah pengantin not di rumah si dua beradik tu. akak ngan sirman lak x nak tido beramai2 kat umah pengantin yang kompem penuh orang tu so kita tekad tido lagi kat umah 2 beradik tu. mmg aman damai kami berempat, anak2 akak pun lena tido, x de orang kaco, pagi je nana datang kejut suh bersiap utk bertolak balik ke kl.
bih ko ingat, knowing kakak akak yang punctuality nye hancur tu, aku dah sampai umah pengantin kol 9 pagi dema masih lagi x bersiap2. sudahnya at almost 11am baru left kuala krai, kami singgah shopping di pekan kuala krai x tau le plak aku apa ke namanya pasar tu. borong keropok ajer di sana...murah i tell u!!!
then kami tinggalkan pengantin and bergerak pulang ke kl...cuaca kat sana mmg redup, x de panas sgt, x de le ujan banjir seperti yang dijaja2 dek lam ramalan cuaca tu. kami singgah lunch di R & R gua musang, nice place. toilet nya very the clean uols!!! akak puas ati. food dia pun ok sedap...lunch kami dah cam lunch yang x hengat bagai, siap berorder2 sup belut lagi. siap tapau pun ye. tu yang sampai 2 jam stopped kat sini, makan cam nak rak lak...bila kita ramai2, gini lah kaedahnya...seronok being together. tapi mahal gak lah mkn kat sini, mbe sbb dema ni R & R, x pun tgk kami2 ni orang kl, tu yang kaw2 dema pangkah leher.
at all......kami stop lagi kat raub for shisaipeng, and benti lagi kat genting sempah. byknye benti!!! bih tu ramai sgt nak buang air kecil, camne le x lama journey ni. sampai je kl, terus we took our dinner kat area umah akak and we safely reached here aman tenteram sentosa tapi penuh tiring and memorable!
entry kak red on pengantin baru, nana and yus tutup di sini. harap2 cepatlah korang berbunting supaya cpt aku antau baju ngandung lama akak tu kat korang.
i wish not to go to kelantan again.....jauh la dik.
awat most of my favourite blogs majorly main tagged2 ni? musim mengetag hapa? ok Shah, i will not disappoint you, not cos you are my good buddy blogger, but you are also my beloved neighbour that i know of. But Shah main tipu, he was actually been tagged for 6 weird things, ditukarnya to 6 things that you dont know bout himself. x acik! but suka dia lah kan nak buat hapa pun, so sebagai saya yang telah ditagged, yelah Shah, akak ikut jer arahan paduka doktor.
i have actually 50 things that i posted here many2 months ago, so out of 50 i can korek 6 things from it or i could add up a new one oso. hem...this is cool!
6 Things You Dont Know About Kak Red
1. When comes to work matter, I am so very the serious lady, I can be garang, I can hentam you, I can voice out, I can even yell if the things that is supposed to be in order - screwed! I am famous for this kind of attitude in my office, but if anyone in my office hurt my feelings, you dont have to wait for a few hours, i can cry immediately at my workstation. It just happend today when my boss was so pissed off wt me for something that unreasonable, I cried like hell man!!! In this blog, u can see how happy and cheerful I am, but it s all statik photos, jangan percaya bulat2 dengan gambaran senyuman dan tawa akak tu.
2. Please dont follow me while I am doing my shoes and cloth shopping. Yesterday, i was stranded in KLCC, at my office of cos till 8pm. Traffic was pretty bad, which i can see from upstairs to the road along jalan tun razak. I decided to get a new shoes then. While in the lift, sorang kawan akak pun sama in the lift. A man. We chat and he decided to follow my shopping tour. I hinted 3,4 times - x yah ikut akak lah, kau pi lah balik. Alah kak red nak ikut jugak, jalan jem lah. X paham bahasa betullah budak ni. From Eclipse boutique, passing Isetan, Spade, MNG - that s it. My final word to him then, eh sampai sudah aku x boleh beli kasutlah, kau pi lah balik. Gamaknya baru nak paham bahasa, he left. I went to this shoes shop, x sampai 15 min dia blah, i got what i want. What a 45 min wasted wt him. Menyibuk betul. So please dont follow me doing my shoes shopping especially. I dont buy shoes while kids are with me, even Sirman cannot tahan to wait for my sweet moment wt the shoes.
3. i look clumsy wt long pants and baju kurung. My office attire will always be a skirt. It s hard to see me wt pants specially. disuruh pilih pants and baju kurung, i would go for baju kurung. My baju kurung is applied di musim2 perayaan PMS specially for the first few days of it. If i am not mistaken, sudah setaun akak tidak bersuor panjang ke opis. But over the weekends or wt kids, pants adalah harus disarung. bukan sahaja mudah utk bergerak tetapi utk senang berlari2 dan mengejar anak2 yang lincah ke sana ke mari. And i buy baju kurung only for raya thingy...5 pairs a year are more than enaf for me, after few years wearing those baju2 kurung, i will pass it over to my sister or anak2 buah. this is the thing that you do not know bout me. weird?
4. as you all know, i m a mom and a wife. i m so woman. i m so a lady like - it is true. but i m also a sports lady. no matter how good i am in futsal, or badminton even in my hunt, Chess will b top of my games. New comers here - listen carefully. Apart of being a Winner of Bloggers Idol and bla bla bla plus yada yada ding dong bell....I am a very very good Chess Player. During my school time, I was among the best players, I won 4 semesters in my colleage time, and continue the tradition into the corporate world. People who do not me, will think twice to believe on this. But my old buddies would not deny it, Kak Red is a masterchess of Checkmate. 15 years ago, when I gotta know Yahoo Chess, which we can play online over internet, akak memang taksub sesangat. I can play for all nite long without taking my nap. Kalau kamu hebat dengan makan bola tido bola, i m proud to say that i can makan chess tido chess. Oh I love playing Chess so so much, but orang kata, chess player is good in thinking and mathematic but howcome I never end up my career of being like Doctor Shah or an Accountant or a Lawyer? Cos I m suck in counting lah!!! hannan and supersnowwoman - record and alarm this in yr head, can you beat kak red in Chess?
5.
Tasik Kenyir tampak serimbun
Langsung lukah tepi Selama
Akak mahir handal berpantun
Sudikah anda turut bersama?
Trust me, akak memang boleh berpantun walaupun dalam keadaan tidak bersedia. Jika anda lahir dari tahun 1974 and above, anda pasti tahu di zaman2 sekolah menengah kita ada Pertandigan Berbalas Pantun antara sekolah2 Menengah. It was so famous that time. My team, 4 orang telah menang dalam peringkah Wilayah Persekutuan which lead us to peringkat Kebangsaan. And menyambung lagi terus ke peringkat uni time. Paling jauh bila akak bertanding among the universities di Kelantan. Setelah bekerja, I officially quit. But apabila ada majlis yang memerlukan pantun, my old contact or buddies or cousins will look for me. Even my mom will ask me to prepare a pantun for her UMNO thingy. I seldom tell people bout this. Dulu was so proud. But skang, it s only for you to know in this things that you do not know. I m not selling my pantuns collection but whoever needs my help to create it for your jiwang2 karat, I m here to help you. Korang mesti rasa akak ni cam pelikkan? gaya modern gila, tapi very the pantun girl. That s we call a gift and talent, my dear.
6. Cats. Ramai orang suka cats. But x semua orang tahu siapa akak related to Cats. Sejak akak kecil2 lagi sampai anak dara, i have my own cats. Akak sudah melalui segala kehidupan susah dan senang gembira dan duka bersama kucing2 yang akak bela sekeluarga. Bila akak telah mula duduk sendiri yakni sewaktu bujang, i have 2 persians. I was a member of Kelab Kucing Malaysia. I was so active and even one of the commitee to KKM. I enrolled my persians to semua pertandingan kucing, posted them into magazines so on. They have their own medical books, photos every where, baju and accessories nak berjalan kulu kilir terpaksa bawak these 2 persians. Till I got married and pregnant, when one of them mati kerana demam panas. Sirman that time was based in Spore, had to flew back to KL semata2 akak dah meraung x hengat dunia dengan kematian yang x disangka si kucing kesayangan. That time, i was on my early stage of my 1st pregnancy. Setelah Abang dilahirkan, abang tidak boleh dekat dengan kucing, he has a minor athma, I have to take cruel precautions semata2 demi anak. I have to send the 2nd persian to SPCA Jalan Ampang. Pendekkan cerita, I quit KKM, I quit cats. Till now. I never get a chance to have one. My kids love it, me of cos. But Sirman doesnt approve the hobby anymore. I may have to wait few more years to go wt the hobby back, probably bila sirman and akak sudah tua kot.
The rule of the game:
In this game, each person who is tagged starts out by telling 6 things that people do not know about themselves on their own blog, as well as state the rules clearly. At the end, you will need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list out their names. After that, leave them a comment on their blogs letting them know you tagged them and get them to read your blog. So here are my victims who are among some of my favourite bloggers. Nasib hangpa la kan...nasib akak dah tersurat ni ha....
5. Ween - i know that you just moved to a new house, but what the heck, once your internet line is up, you need to do this task.
6. Some of my Bloggers Idol of 2006 buddies - Nadh (akak miss you too!), Mal (akak tau ko off from internet but sib kau lah, Isis (u really2 have to do this, ko nak lari ke mana?), Y (wpun kain akak dah berzaman ko simpan, kau tetap jugak kena buat), Ley Budak Catwalk (ko mesti banyak masa nak buat tagging ni kan)....... (matiklah semua orang akak rangkumkan - akak x letak ujang and affy coz i know u both are so damn bloody bz)
i wanted to put more and more, but the rules are only for 6, yet akak dah cross the border. so pedulik hapa akak sapa yg set the rules tu kan. nama2 yang tidak ada dalam tagging links akak, jangan risau, akan tiba masanya nanti kamu akan akak tag jugak, and i believe some of you have been tagged as well, take yr time and enjoy the moment of break the secrets of the title of this tag.
I m off to enjoy my 4 days leave, yang menyambut raya cina, semoga merah menyala lah anda sentiasa, akak suka tengok pakaian2 dema bila time2 cenggini, reds here and there!!!
My sirman was having his learn and lunch session in his office.
hundreds or thousands of ppl in his office, some he knows some he pedulik hapa..
tetengah beratur to take his meals, someone was like staring at him, datang and bersalam
dialogue begins nicely....
Sipolan : engkau ni husband Kak Red kan?
Sirman: wahahahaha...
Sipolan : bini aku la yang melekat kat blog Kak Red, so kadang2 aku pun baca gak sama, and tu pasal aku leh cam engkau.
Sirman: hah memanglah dia letak gambar lam blog dia, x leh carik makan tol aku kalo camni, semua orang leh kenal, dia yang gelemer aku kena tempias
Moralnya...
1. Jangan letak gambar lam blog kalau x nak orang kenal anda
2. Bersedia untuk being famous since your wife is the winner of Bloggers Idol 2006, not to mention a Fear Factor contestant and also a die hard fan of outdoor games
Nota utk sipolan: kak red tidak tahu siapa anda, and i forgot your name neither your wife's name, but i feel good when someone can recognize my sirman through my blog. if you read this note, can you please say hi to everyone here? these people also want to get to know you..
Dialogue telah ditunggang terbalik - sirman was not a good story teller.
if i were to celebrate VD, if someone asked for a great gifts that i ever wanted - at least 2 inch of shoes are in my wishlist (not including the perfumes of cos). i dont celebrate it, even i m look so modern mom and wife and lady, i m still not convinced to celebrate the budaya yang bukan budaya kita.
for me, love is every seconds, is every moment. even i m having an argument moment with sirman, love is still apart in blood.
so apa motif gambo2 kasut wt VD?
i dont receive a bouquet during the VD, except my bday or anniversary. so today, is a promotion day for my shoes, a few from my hundreds of collection.
bukan sebab aku kecik and cute yang suka pakai kasut tinggi, but this we call - satisfaction. kepuasahan hati bila kita dapat memiliki hobby that someone call me crazy. but i do.
this is only a bit from the hundreds of my collection, the rest u can find it in my car boot, back seats of my car, some in sirman's car boot, half in my office, half will be given away to my ipar duai yang lucky to have a same size wt me. btw, im wearing size 5 - malaysian size.
berkasih sayanglah setiap hari, tidak perlu menunggu hari yang bukan patut kita sambut.
do you know, shoes can be a weapon to a lady like me? try me once, i will demo it to you. try larrr....
apa ko buat bila ko rasa cam x sihat? u can move yr body and brain just that you have the feeling that u are deeply sick, inside of yr body. so do i, i know that i m feeling sick since yday, mbe coz of the weather..since we are having kemarau..probably. mbe gak coz i had a very hectic wk for the past few wks. mbe...
but feeling sick or tengah sakit lain impactnya. i decided to go to work, even my nose dah berdesup2 dengan selsema, tekak dah rasa payau but i dont care. i missed my bfast, i missed my lunch...coz of my health yang x healthy. i slept during lunch hour today coz my body temp is like so panas le pulak.
so i dont cook tonite, i tapau my lunch cums dinner. my kelig bot me this lunch which i missed it and it happens to be my dinner. if akak kena sakit perut esok, probably lah pasal nasi dari lunch dinner ni jugak.
wkend baru ni akak balik umah mertua akak. pastu depa habak lah kat pekan umah mertua akak ni ngah hebat ngan segala jenis kedai langsir. ada macam2 and lawa and murah2 katanya. gaya dema promote tu mmg buat aku terliur2 gak lah. since akak pun ngah carik langsir baru gitu kan. otherwise Macy is the best place to buat curtain.
kain banjir dari segamat pun ada jual kat sini tau..tp akak lupa nak snap gambonya. bila akak risik2 kat budak jual kain tu, tol ke ni dari kain segamat banjir tu dik, eh x lah kak, kain segamat banjir tu dah kena borong abih. so yang ni apa kaedahnya kain yg ko kata kain segamat banjir lak? oh kak, ini promotion..letak je kain banjir, ramailah orang beli.
podahcit!
so we left kids kat umah mertua, and pi le ke pekan langsir ni, udah pekan langsir akak panggil lak. sampai2 sana mmg le banyak langsir nye, tapi semua bukan taste akak ko ni ha. akak rasa cam tengok langsir umah2 sister ngan mak akak jer. umah orang2 yang suka ropol2 ada le yg bukan ropol tapi still bukan taste akak gak tu.
kain2 ela pun byk gak jual but still bukan gak taste akak. and mahal gila lak tu. apa ke murahnya. Kamdar Jalan Tar lagi murah tau and kain kat kamdar pun cangging manggih gak arr....akak belek sana belek sini, went for 2 shops that s it, balik arr....
masih ada lagikah orang kawin pakai cadar cenggini?
but b4 nak balik tu akak sempat le borak ngan tokey kedai langsir tu tanya bape rege sipolan sepolan bagai pasal curtains ngan upah jahit dia kan. tekejut bana aku, harga lebih mahal dr yang kat KL.
tapi ingat dah balik umah x de dahlah jumpa kedai camni, sister akak lak buat promotion jual langsir gak, tp kawan dia lah yg jual. sistem cam MAcy tu gak, dema datang ukur buat panel kita rod kan, jaitkan, and paling best lak tu leh bayau bulan2. ha nnt akak post gambo dia ye, la ni lupa nak dload.
i got a called from one of my Directors to hold a good dinner for my team. It s not my first time handling it, but to choose a place and to get a good bargain price for quite a numbers is a bit tough. it was my one called job till my good buddy Shaline become my dinner team. apparently, i m not burden her for a 'field' job, so she will do the easiest part and i will handle the hardest part.
after 1 wk, i decided to choose A restaurant but 4 days before the party begins, this hotel called me to give me a very good rate for the buffet dinner and a very near by to us in KLCC, just a walking distance to get there. Not much time, i ve to do and think and so on, since the power of chosing the place is in my hand, i agree wt B hotel.
the place is cool, the food was great, everybody's happy. but i m just disappointed for 5 ppl that agreed to turn up never showed up. 1 is acceptable but another 4 will have to give good reasonable explanation then.
dinner was started at 7pm, but at around 615 akak dah sampai hotel to see the seating arrangements that done by the hotel ppl. everythings look ok, the Manager of F & B came down to please me - emm...pandai orang hotel ni amik hati host kan?
what did i do for 45minutes before the dinner start? i was actually change my skirt in the car (i was using my office skirt and since i need a rush, in a car is the best place one). apa nak buat..it s all kerja sorang2 punya pasal kan. once done, i lari to toilet to touch up my face yang dah cam pompuan keje bawah mentari je. keje2 jugak but maintain vogue is a must to me.
memandangkan kita tidak mahu ada level of seatings during this dinner, so i hve to make sure each table have their own at least a Director and other pangkats, dari atas terus ke yang ke bawahan.
even i want to make sure, the Driver will have a great treatment from the host and it s time for every levels to chit chat in one table.
1 1/2 hour after everyone dah kenyang for the heavy meals, my partner was then took over the mini games that we have planned. sepatutnya we played for 2 games, but kerana kesuntukan masa, most of mak2 orang nak balik cepatlah dan sebagainya, we just had 1 game which itu pun ngamik masa yg agak lama gak.
Guess who is that staff - that s the name of our game. kaedahnya takde sorang pun antara korang yang bagi idea for that game. it s totally from akak nye idea. i picked 10 staff in random, asked them to email me the 5 things bout them that we dont know and the Directors also the SVP will have to guess siapakah staff2 yang dimaksudkan itu.
out of 10 guesses, x sampai separuh yang berjaya!
i made it seriously tough for those high levels. hik...
dinner was then finished b4 10, some of us were then headed up to Chinoz for some drinks and i safely home before midnite.
everyone are happy, everyone are thanking me but behind the scene, dema x tau camne susah payahnya nak organizekan menda ni, even tired sana sini, wt my 3 inch of high heels..jalan or can i say lari2 anak during the event - weekend was a damn laziness day for me.
hey, i can be the host planner for your event. need my hand for hosting your party? numbers akak ada kat belah kiri blog ni, so carik lah akak ye...harga boleh dirunding.
to all of you yang banyak bg akak idea for the games, bukan takat over here, also to my personal emails, thanks a bunch. mmg byk idea yang kowang bg but akak x leh nak ngamik sume. ko hengat akak buat party games??
so 3 games will be playing during the dinner, btw utk pengetahuan korang, no spouse is invited for the event, so it s all of us, my colleagues only. these few days gak akak sibuk sesangat, wt the appraisal thingy - which i ve done and performed quite well for the past one year. but unlike others, someone yang gila berangan hidupnya, was dreaming that she/he will get 5 months bonus..waduh, malu tol!! kalo perform cam A+ boleh ler gak nak gedegang berangan, x ckp ngan tu, siap berbudget lagi nak pi Hong Kong!!! tersembur kejutan tol bila akak teringatkan the situation. x leh cite lelebih, orangnya pun korang dah tau le kot. eh.,..akak lari tajuk siot lar...tulah menceceh je bykkan...
great to hear that hannan and superhero will be coming back and konon nak revenge to have a futsal game wt me, aiyok..mencabar tol. akak suggest s/hero ngan hannan carik lg a few buat satu team, akak x perlu panggil geng2 akak, i will call up my 3 brothers and my sirman to be in 1 team. berani kalu? to adik angkat akak, raihan yang telah kembali bekerja after 2 months of berpantang melahirkan Amar XXX aku lupa le 2nd name anak ko tu An, so selamat kembali. bila la nak datang bwk Amar mai umah akak, dahlah adiah kawin ko tu tak ngamik2, sampai dah beranak pinak tu An.... dalam bz2 sempat gak lari for lunch wt this skinny drag boy. one of my hadek2 adik. byk gaklah kita bergosip.......oooooooo now i know of this, now i know of that, kita rahsiakan citer kita bergosip panas dan suam tu ye Isis.
anw, lentok and lenggok jalan isis, kalah mak budak beranak 2 nye catwalk ok!!!
i ve to go, akak ada byk pending things that need to be done. these few days, i ll be tight and bz wt the party and office workload. but i like it!!! hats off to all of you yang sudi membantu akak so much, really appreciate it. i will not reveal the games yet, tunggu sampai abih party tu yeah?
akak nak mintak tolong ni. sume org kena tolong akak, ada 150 orang at least reading this entry per day, so akak harap2 korang leh lah tolong akak. boleh yeah.
gini citenye
akak ni will be hosting another dinner's event, semi big lah. x lah gedegang sgt. so that event will be held very2 soon, lagi sehari 2 ni lagi je lah. part makan2 arrangement semua segala dah tiptop, sume aku campak kat manager hotel tu uruskan. that s fine. thank you Jeimy and Lina for helping me.
but
akak kena buat games. masalahnya, games yg akak nak buat throughout the dinner ni, x nak lah yang ada cam tug of war, cam konda kondi or even playing chess mahupun futsal. akak nak games yang ala2 ringan a bit lah. pasalnya the attendees of the dinner sumenya 95% are the educated and very the high level ppl. so bagilah games yang senonoh sket.
contoh cam musical chair..akak rasa cam x sesuaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sgt.
ada lam 50 orang invitees akak ni tapi dalam each games tu x delah sampai 50 orang sekali rap main menda yang suggestkan tu. mbe one game lam 5 orang. another game lak for 3 orang. cenggitulah.
tlg revert very the soonest yeah..akak mintak tlg sgt2 ni.
so korang kan bijak bistari, bagilah idea sket. sapa yang bagi brilliant one, akak nanti bagi adiah. adiahnya nanti kita bakang citer and bakang kiralah.deal?
eh terima kasih ek. tolong tau..drop yr idea kat comments board tu. jangan pakai chatbox tepi kiri ni, chatbox tu dah lama nak masuk dustbin.
Pernah x korang terpikir, bila ko terpaksa melakukan segala kerja rumah, from a to z without any help from yr maid. zaman mak akak dulu, anak 8 tapi masih boleh buat segala benda wpun Mak was also a Chef in one of the famous boarding school. Mak is good in managing her time and kids.
but Akak bukan Mak. Mak akak rajin, akak malas. Mak akak beli baju anak2 kat pasar malam and Globe Silk Store paling class (masih ada lagikah mall ini?) yet Akak a bit demanding wpun cokia2 pun kat JJ. Mak x perlu beli baju kerja coz Mak pakai uniform, yet akak tiap2 bulan makan 3,4 pasang baju baru kena ada, x masuk kasut make up segala jadah yang membazirkan duit akak.
tapi akak x leh tak ada assistant di rumah. Kakak telah menjadi pembantu akak for almost a year. Sebelum ni, another kakak was also serving me, for many2 years, 4 yrs sejak akak di rumah lama, sejak akak beranak sorang. Kakak yang lama terpaksa berhenti coz akak pindah di rumah baru, VA ni. itupun kakak lama berhenti setelah 5 bulan berulang alik dari rumah lama ke rumah baru akak, begitu pengorbanan kakak lama yang sayangkan majikannya.
hey...akak mmg a very good majikan. setaun sekali bagi bonus kat kakak, camne dia x sayang aku.
so kakak yang baru ni, wpun belum setaun bersama kami, akak senang dengannya. Kakak bukan orang indon, anaknya 3 suaminya satu. 2 anaknya bersekolah di tingkatan berapa, akak kurang amik tau, tapi yang kecil dalam setaun lebih. betapa x ngamik taunya akak. tapi, cuma yang x tahan, mulut kakak cam bertih digoreng lam kuali. kalau dapat bercakap ngan akak, meriah melompat2 cam bertih lam kuali le jugak.
Setiap kali kakak datang buat kerja di rumah, akak rasa pasti dia mengeluh..betapa bersepah2nya anak2 membuat sepah, termasuk mak paknye since tau kakak ada utk kemaskan. Penuh sinki dek pinggan mangkuk lepas memasak, coz Kakak ada boleh basuhkan. Berlonggok baju di bilik belakang utk kakak siap iron dan lipatkan. Bilik air x perlu disuruh, disental segala daya. Tapi, dia selalu bilang 'kak red kak red kan penat balik kerja, mana ada masa mau buat itu ini, tidak apa sepah2 ni, kakak boleh buat semua, kalau tak dikemas, nanti kakak x der kerja pulak'. Betul le tu kan?
Saban hari, kakak mengambil masa berjalan kaki 20minit pergi dan pulang bersama sekaki payungnya. walau hujan menggila mau terik memancar, kakak akan tetap datang menjamah tugasnya demi rezeki halal utk membantu suaminya. Inilah saja mata pencarian kakak bagi memudahkan perjalanan hidupnya sebagai seorang surirumah yang juga ibu kepada 3 orang anak.
Kakak, adalah tangan kanan dan kaki kiriku.
Tapi akan tiba masanya, kakak juga akak meninggalkan kami. Please, not so soon. I hardly find a good kakak like you.
And sekiranya kakak terpaksa berhenti, yah iye..kerana sudah kaya, jadi mahu pulang ke Sabah semula..., korang akan menyaksikan Blog ni jadi hangus.
Kerana Kak Red terpaksa menjadi Kakak di rumah sendiri.
...setelah kaki akak dihenjut on last wed, dengan 14-1 katanya...another big tournament today for our Ladies Corporate Futsal. 44 companies involved in the tournament, started at 830am, league for 6 companies per group. As usual, if the tournament boleh bawak family, i will surely drag my laki and anak2. i know i can be a player and oso a mom in the same court.
i really need to get a new Futsal shoes....
get into strategy
i am comfirtable of being a defender, coz i m not good in striking or hit the ball to the goal, but apparently, my coach decided to put me as a striker. not bad, i like the position now but penat sgt2 coz nak kena redah satu padang, to assist my defenders and my golly as well.
half way, perasmian of the majlis by the wakil of Dato Azalina Othman
air air...penat penat. u guys go ahead belajar wt Uncle Kroll...
those white shirts are wakil from RTM. kaedahnya, bukan dema hantar staff RTM tapi dema antau anak2 staff RTM yang pastu jadinya dah macam pengkid punya team. ko tengok rambut2 memasing pendek2 tu lom lagi korang main ngan dema sume main ala2 jantan, kaki keting betis sume mmg kalau seligi boleh injured kaki kita. RTM x patut..tidak adil!!!! ada ke patut anto anak2 staff, tidak adillllllllllllllllll. meroyan pun bukan aku dpt hapa. anw lam group akak dema champion..for the group ye bukan overall yet.
my biggest supporter ala manager , sirman and kids wt Kroll. Kroll is my hunt buddy- has been so kind to look after our kids while sirman is bz snapping my photos. Thanks man.
Lita, my ex kelig and good buddy while we were in Renong time. she is representing her company and so happen kita tersempak kat sini. out of 44 companies involve, x sangka tersempak ngan this great girl...hey, ko look so slim!!
Adik, my youngest brother in my family - came to drop by. Ampang planet ni mmg tempat dia melepak and main futsal for most of the wkends, so sebagai tanda memberi sokongan pada kakaknya she came kejap. but komen dia was 'kelakor la tgk pompuan main ni, getis2, sepak angin bazir bola, tp sis, ko ok sis ko terer' - sah ayat nak mengampu aku kan ko Dik!
Perintis Kak Red
my legs are seriously injured. lebam kena tendang dek penangan hari rabu aritu, today, kena lagi dari opponent lain at the same spot. not only that, main kat atas padang gini, kalau jatuh mmg melecet kaki, so akak tersembam jatuh bila kaki akak ditakik dr belakang oleh si samseng2 futsal - lutut mmg bertanda melecet, so 1 week x boleh pi keje pakai skirt!
gambo atas bawah ni, minah bertudung baju biru tu, she was really a fighter! dia bukan takat main bola je ngan akak but seriosly 'fight' ngan akak. since dia dah main ganas ngan akak, which akak claimed dia yg mula dulu, tp of cos dia claim akak yg menakik dia dulu kan, kaedahnya during the game ni, kami each other asik nak 'membelasah' each other. oh girl, u make me mad girl..u think i will just let u go from me. tapi akak rasa akak kalah ngan dema ni..hah ye lah. 2 - 1.
Kak Red u listen here ok, i want you to be here and here, i know u are striker but i oso want you to be a defender, ko boleh lari satu padang so ko kena turun naik turun naik. i dont care whether u are tired or not, but i want u to do it. ok kak Red.
but the sweetest part was, while playing wt Kesas, dalam keadaan yang masih seri 0 -0, di minit2 terakhir, akak berjaya membawa bola secara solo dari suku court terus ke pintu goal. yey!!!! for the first time ever in my life, i mean masa tournament, since i actively involved in futsal sejak last year, this is my first time ever, ye lah, first time ni, to score a goal. akak suka suka sukaa.................
Result:
Akak VS Puncak Niaga = Seri
Akak VS Murphy = Seri
Akak VS RTM = 3 berbalas 0 (kalah)
Akak VS CGC = 2-1 (kalah)
Akak VS Kesas = 1-0 (MENANG - YEY GOL TUNGGAL AKAK YANG SHOOT!!!
punca kekalahan kami yang pastinya akak leh globalkan as:
1. we need young players, the other 5 members of kak red need to let go the position, they are too low and too tired to be in this game. no offense, but they do said so to me.
2. since we are too old for this game (apart of being an old lady, they didnt include me in the retirement program since they believe i still can move on for another 3 yrs at least). so my company has to start to enroll young ppl specially the fresh graduates. thing is nak amik fresh grads for comp is such a hardest thing from the mngt. so terpaksalah anto kami2 ni yang tua kebana ni.
3. lack of latihan, once a week is not enaf if u need to attend this big tournament. so be prepapred for at least twice a week.
4. passing balls and focusing, our team x kebal on this. damn it! we will have to work hard on it.
5. dah kalah tu dah lah...byk bunyik lak aku ni.
and now, i need someone to massage my legs. i m seriously tired, badan lesu, jalan dengket2 but walaupun gagal ke pusingan seterusnya but can u buy that experience for me? u have 2 be there, done that!
yang kat moscow ke russia ke, kl ke mana2 ke..bila nak hit a game with me? any takers??
i know i have futsal games today, and i know i ll be on leave this fri, so i m gonna miss my Fri badminton as well. so we decided to have a badminton b4 i head off to my futsal games. matiklah badan aku kena paku flat abih main badminton futsal gitu kan.
mamat x perasan hensem ni suka amik gambo pelik2 sket....semua gambo akak ngah main badminton and lawan futsal sume diamiknya. mmg keje dia jadi photographer je. dah ikat kontrak ngan akak, kalo akak ada game dia mmg kena layan segala permintaan akak utk bergambo.
think akak main for 5 sets but semua hancur lebur. a very bad nite for me.
tengah2 main, coach panggil akak cepat tukar baju for my futsal, team lawan dah main. badminton court wt futsal court akak sebelah nyebelah ajer, in the same gym so tersangatlah senangnya. campak je racket lam locker terus salin baju x perlu stretching since akak mmg dah sejam lebih melayan badminton earlier.
jersi ijau ni besarlah, aku mintak size S but yang dpt manager akak bagi M size. yang pasti it s a good fight, fight ke? rasanya idak....pihak lawan bawak anak2 dara menggetis gitu, sume below 24 yrs old. pihak akak sume above 30 ngan title mak orang. ada pun sorang 2 je yg lom kawin.
coach membebel pruang prang2. ye le ye le...nnt i make sure kita menang pasni yeah. kalah le dik, ko hengat menang??? mana hannan? matiklah dia bet USD10 ngan akak. masin mulut ko hannan weii.......
korang nak tau tak bape kitorg kalah. 14 berbalas satu.
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This wedding, a malay man got married wt Mamak side. The whole bunch of ppl in this hall are full wt their Mamak side. Dah namanya majlis belah perempuan kan. yet kawan sirman is the pengantin lelaki. Masalahnya we cant attend the man's side so we have to cover kat belah perempuan. Yang membosankan ialah, we waited for 2 hours to get our dinner here. Damn it!! 2 hours, anak2 aku dah lapau gila. Sudahlah tu bukan ala carte, kena buffet beratur q panjang nauzubillah. 
i didnt know that i have to make her up, tu pasal i didnt carry my big make up beg, hasilnya, no mascara no 3 layers of foundations, no shadings but thank god, i carry my mini MAC!!! cantik x akak make up kan Nana??
event di kelantan was on Friday noon up to late petang. kenduri nye kecil kecilan tidak kompang berarak tiada pelamin di singgahsana, menghormati majlis dan adat sana, kami juga tidak lah beria sakan. so by then, akak kena jadi make up artist for nana yang mmg zero in make up. x ckp ngan itu akak kena gak jadi photographer for them. berpackage2 aku dibantai dek adik akak ni. being as a good sister yang ko campak je apa pun akak akan tetap buat, rasanya ok ok lah kot result gambonya. lantak lah!!!
usai solat jumaat, ramai le pulak orang2 masjid yang terjah umah si pengantin, and akak pun ikut pintu belakang bawak gegirl lari ke umah si 2 beradik tu utk berehat (aku pening pala le ramai tol pak aji pak aji kat umah pengantin tu). sampai je umah, wahhhhhhhhhh...sirman akak lagi awal dah landing tidor. of cos lah dia letih drive dr kl kelantan gitu kan, akak pun join sekaki! b4 3 pm dah lena, sedor2 kol 8 mlm ko!!! gila x akak ko ni kalo dpt bantal.
and rupanya family akak yang lain sume dah ke pasir mas, menjenguk ex ipar ayah akak - x kuasa lah akak nak ngikut, itu pun amik sejam lebih ke sana, baik lah akak tidur jer. mlm kami melepak aje di rumah pengantin kungkang kung kang belahak keropok lekor sampai x hengat dunia. dapat lak kopi o cap television, mmg kaw kaw woooooo!!!
gambo atas bawah ni, minah bertudung baju biru tu, she was really a fighter! dia bukan takat main bola je ngan akak but seriosly 'fight' ngan akak. since dia dah main ganas ngan akak, which akak claimed dia yg mula dulu, tp of cos dia claim akak yg menakik dia dulu kan, kaedahnya during the game ni, kami each other asik nak 'membelasah' each other. oh girl, u make me mad girl..u think i will just let u go from me. tapi akak rasa akak kalah ngan dema ni..hah ye lah. 2 - 1.
coach membebel pruang prang2. ye le ye le...nnt i make sure kita menang pasni yeah. kalah le dik, ko hengat menang??? mana hannan? matiklah dia bet USD10 ngan akak. masin mulut ko hannan weii.......
