Bloggers Idol - prizes

Someone texted me with thismessage yang telah akak olah tunggang terbalikkan:

Lea: Kak Red, come join us at Volk’s house tonite, bawak makanan sendiri2 nah!

Akak: OK, I m coming wt Mal, ada hadiah BI ke?

Lea: Ado. Ni kita2 jer, that person takdo!!!


Wahahahahahah – sapa itu that person?? Matiklah penyampai nanti menyampai kat that person katanya!!! Eh kot that person ngan mak hayam ngan suku sakat hamba abdi mulut radio era pun bertenggek kat sini, ko tak tau? Ceh...ari2 dema bertempek kat sini nokkkkkk!!!


Akak: OK Im in!! Coming tonite.

Calling Mal: Nyah roger2, get ready prung prang hah ye kita jumpa ye kat sini ye kat puchong, ko jgn lambat, mak dr opis ni mak lik lu jumpa2 ye nyah ko jgn lambat tau!!!

nah mik kak mik adiah2 ko ni

takkan ni jer?

How much do I get actually?? The pride!!!!

ngumpat le tu!

kitorg nak gak bergambo ngan Kak Red weih...

So akak pun berbondong2lah pi ni, memandangkan akak dari KLCC and I m so stupid wt the Kelana Jaya’s area, means I have to bring Mal as my tunjuk ajar jalanku sifuuuuuuuu. B4 that, I hv to meet sirman somewhere coz I need to use his smart tag. Gila kan? my life is so complicated wtout s/tag. Seriusly, I wont be driving kat tempat2 or jalan2 yang ada toll without the s/tag. Since sirman mmg hari2 kena pakai s/tag yet akak ni jumpa tol pun tidak, so I hv to meet him first. After meeting him, nak kena pi puchong, I have made an arrangment to meet Mal at somewhere JJ Puchong around 745pm. Motif, lom 730pm akak dah sampai Tesco Puchong. And mangkuk hayun pondan sasa tu masih lagi di Subang katanya. Hampeh tol! 19 kilo Mal kena maki ngan akak. So makanlah akak sorang2 lam MCD since aku dah lapau sangat. Coz this is my first time here in Tesco, akak pun sempat sekodeng jalan2 lam tu, found this RM5 shop, sompek gak shop2 beli burner, beli hapa2 lah and kol 8 lebih baru si dol kadigol Mal tu sampai. Nak kena pi KJaya lak tu kaeadhnya!!!

kak, cantik x pose mak?

roboh la pangkin aku tu weii!!

Bekalan utk jamuan akak bawak Burger MCD lah, dah sah2 aku datang dr MCD kan, mana aku nak carik satay bagai??

SO sampai2, terus lah sessi itu ini sana sinun, soksek potpet abih lah segala payung periuk belanga daun ketupat kita buat. Koooooooo!!! Mik ko, setelah sekian lama menantikan saat pertemuaan tak disangka2 kan yeah. Details of the potpet mana leh reveal kat sini, but tau sama tau je lah hahahahahaha....gelak samseng kan akak.

It was fun meeting them, kitorg ok jer to each other, tak cam orang2 tu yang sentapppppppp sangat ngan titile mak orang bini orang ni dapat menang Bloggers Idol 2006 (BI) kan. To my new readers, short brief lah yeah, there was a contest calls Bloggers Idol 2006 last year. So hanya akak ngan Nadh jer yang pure ladies in the contentants list, yang lain2 tu lelaki (straight ke bengkok ke wallahuallam). So pendek kata, after weeks of weeks eh months of having this task, ngan segala lalat nyamuk dok hinggap buat najis coz geram tengok akak ko ni ha x gak kuor2 dr BI, ngan macam2 dugaan dan segala ranjau duka luka nangis hiba lah bagai. Sampai akak tak tidur malam lah, sampai kan paling worst I have to shut down the shout box of Red Mummy pasal over tau lalat2 ni. Sib baik comments board boleh tahan lagi. Siap ada yang anto email, nak ala2 maki bagai. Eh macam2lah dugaan. Akhirnya akak ko ni ha yang menanggggggggggg, tapi ada gak yang emo, emo pasal anak hayam ekan dia kecundang, yang anak hekan ni pun mengamuk tak hengat tu. Maunya tak, bila kita sangka kita ada master in communication gitu, so kita sangka kita is very good in delivering our assignment, eh master ke PHD? Bukan PHD ke? Motifff???

Suka arr......akak winner kan!

Habis je sessi mengumpat segala, terus akak ca alit but, coz nak kejar balik umah lah. ko hengat aku nak menempek kat situ lelama, but adiah BI pun lom abih dapat lagi. Baru dapat cash prize ngan a token from Dubai dari Organizer aka Lea (weih dr Dubai ke red candle ni ek?)?? mek lupa nyah!!!! Anw, terima kasihlah walaupun berbulan2 menanti. Nadh, yours will be sending soon by Lea which I donno when, this bloody mak hayam, is very very the bz nak mapuih, so ko kena sabarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Hanya kita berdua jer yang berkuasa bersuara, adiah2 sampingan sila dok dendiam nokkkkkkkk…haiyok kecoh ngalahkan juara! Akak nye trophy and segala jadah certs crown pun x dapat lagi nadh - eh ada ke crown? Kesal aku x curik crown besau kat umah Volks tu tau.

Fakta Menarik

1. Kalau datang, jangan datang ngan burger sahaja, bawak air sekali coz tuan rumah tidak sediakan air minuman utk tetamu (Volks!!! Matiklah tuan rumah x bagi akak minum air secoit pung, jauh2 datang dr Cheras ni – ya hampunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)

2. This house is like Red Volks le pulak aku rasa, sana sini sinum merah menyala! Cantikkkkkkkk! Akak sukaaaaaaaaaa

3. Kain2 ela dari Dubai hanya utk dipegang dan ditonton, bukan utk hak milik kekal – hawau lah Lea kemut x nak baik kain ela, sebagai ganti dapat key chain ajor. Ko ado?? Opss..ngan red candle ngan adiah BI tolak kira campo lah sekali.

4. Limau dijamu utk tetamu tapi napa aku x dapat????? x pelawa akak pung!!! Siap ngan daun2 lagi tu, matik lah baru petik dari ladang katanya.

5. Coklat pening – coz all the way from Aloq staq, kl, cairo, kl segala rantau ceruk ko pegi kan, sampai sudah dapat seketul sahaja – cair nyah (haiyokk, kak red komplennnnn ajer kan kan?)

6. Siap sedia utk BI 2007, siapa nak masuk, digalakkan utk mendaftar segera kat sini apabila pendaftaran dibukalah, tapi ko janganlah nak push2 lak ngan organizer tu bz ya amat, kalau dia dah announce tu ada lah, matiklah sapa kali ni yang jadi first person to register wahahahahhahahaha sapa terasa??

7. Lepak ngan budak2 ni, telinga kena berani mati punya merah ala2 red segala red lah pasai anda akan mendengar segala di luar jangkauan perasaaan wah…..tapi ngan akak dema sopan2, bagus adik2 sumer….

8. Generally, husz ngan Mal bila duduk dekat2, like sandwich le pulak aku nengok. Kembar siam pun iye jugak nok! peha sama besau tu!!

9. If you think Lea is beautiful, think twice oso coz he is also handsome – im serious babe!

10. If you think during the BI thingy, Belle is like so mak tiri kertu zalim gilos, think twice oso coz she is so soft and sweet – mata penanya mmg pedas, I told u b4 right, dont judge by it s writing, akak pun brutal gak lam writing tapi bila jumpa - aku sopan hapa!!!

11. If you think Kak Red is wearing red all the time, ko gila kan?? ko hengat aku x de kaler lain ke nak pakai???

12. Belle, Mal kata laki ko cute. so Belle sila hindarkan laki ko dari Mal, terkedu Mal teringat camne Belle maki dia dalam comments BI, waduss!!!

Tiada dalam gambar: Lea, Volks, Husz, Mal, Isis and Jury Belle (semua nyorok takut nak ngamik gambar kan kan kan!!!!)

Siapa di dalam gambar? Kawan2 dema, yang haram akak x kenal, but i know the little boy Adam.

Nyah..Peace nyah!

Bila anakku menganjak besar...

satu hari, in the car while sirman was sending abang to his school:

Abang: Daddy, nanti kat school pls dont kiss abang, and I dont want to kiss you too. kita salam aje yeah. Gegirl pun salam and hug abang jer, x nak kiss abang tau.


Sirman: Eh kenapa pulak x nak kiss?


Abang: shame2 lah daddy, abang dah big nanti frens abang nampak. abang shame2


hello..........ko baru nak jejak 6 tahun, pandai dah malu2 kucing kan?

so that s fine, since the 3 of them hv agreed, akak x campo. coz the agreement was between abang wt sirman and gegirl his sister. Akak tidak ada di tempat kejadian.

Few days ago, masa kat wedding at my cousins's house ni. i told abang that i wanna kiss him. so he said nope. so akak cakap, then u kiss mummy lah. pun dia x nak gak and run to the playground.


kecik lak ati aku.


so bila lam keter i had an argument wt him a bit, kenapa he doesnt want to kiss me and so on, he cuma cakap sorry sorry.

so at nite:

Sirman: Kenapa abang tak nak kiss mummy kat umah Nek Mon tadi?

Abang: Abang tak nak, abang shame2 orang ramai. Abang malu lah daddy

Sirman: Kiss mummy pun malu?

Abang: kat rumah tak apa, kat orang ramai, I dont want - abang malu.

Well, he s not even 6 yrs but dia punya berlagak macho - hamboih! Now, so in public i can only kiss gegirl then....


Or their dad? Gila!!! Ko hengat aku omputih!!!

maksud kiss - di pipi, harap maklum.

Saddy three...

Hari ni, hari yang malang. Pukul 4 pagi, ngah sedap2 membongkang, perut akak mula sakit2. Kalau sakit nak beranak aku tau dah nak tuju ke mana, tp ni sakit tanda2 nak mencirit. Again??? Sudahnya, i got an MC today - dapat tido only after 630am after !$^&$#@, and after seeing doctor, and took a little nap, tup2 datang lagi cirit ni. Akak sorang je pulak tu yang kena, the rest sume sihat belia, means - i am the lucky one!!!

Btw, terima kasih pada yang perihatin, tapi akak nak sound kat sinilah ye, akak ni dah berlaki, apa2 pun langkah langkau akak, adalah hak milik laki aku, ko kalo nak jeles2 ko kalao nak buat onak duri nak jadi penghasut ke nak sibuk2 ngan idup akak, baik rentikanlah coz i dont give a damn wt yr bloody email, x cukup ngan email akak personally boleh lak menceceh2 kat shoutbox akak. haiyohhh!! sukatik aku lah. ko jeles?? ko jeles ko punya pasal. kenapa akak ada entry2 camni, sebabnya ko suka ingat ngan email akak, aku boleh heran ngan ko, ko sapa? ko hengat aku nak tunduk ngan ko, senang jer cara aku - ban ko terus, x usah dlayan email2 ngan menceceh2 kau yang buang masa aku ajer. ingat tu!!!

huh!!! x sudah2

Time goes by, when one day I have a new fren name Cassy. Shes a malay and muslim too. Cassy and I walk and close to each other. Sandra was then love to be tagged a long. Dia suka nak menyibuk kat tempat yang aku baik ngan sapa2 tau. Nak memeriahkan suasana, Sandra has one PHD bestfren known as Pidot. kalau korang bijak bistari, Sandra ada PHD and of cos kawan baiknya pun mesti lah ada gak PHD. memandangkan korang pun dah besau2 akil baligh, i dont hv to elaborate more makna PHD tu.

Pendekkan cerita, Sandra pun trying to be nice wt Cassy....She will interframe for most of my time wt Cassy. I am no longer Cassy's good buddy though we tried to have a chat once in a while but it doesnt work anymore. I put my distance again to whoever that close to Sandra coz I do not want to be hurt like Sandra - Peter incident before. Some more Pidot is doing her great job as a PHD holder.

zaman2 dulu, aku x nak kawan dia lah coz dia kawan ngan orang tu. semua penyakit x nak kawan berkawan ni mmg ada...x dpt nak dinafikan keujudannya and termasuklah akak yang selalunya menjadi mangsa keadaan. That moment, i dont hv the gutts to stand up on my own, mulut akak x lazer as skang ni, akak x berkeyakinan tinggi sangat macam skang. Dulu, akak kecil orangnya dan begitulah perasaan akak pun kecil jugak. Kalau skang, akak masih tetap lagi kecik tidak membuak2 besarnya tetapi tetap melawan.

Imbas lagi...pernah naik bas mini? dulu akak amat handal ngan bas Toong Foong and Bas Mini ni. numbers bus utk toong fong return ialah 123 manakalah mini bas plak no 30 and 32. Naik bas mini specially mmg padat, passengers sume x geti beratur. Kalau di Kotaraya, kena tunggu kat depan Metrojaya. Satu hari, tahun pertama akak berkerja, baru 2,3 bulan lah kerja, and baru lak dapat gaji, baru lak draw duit. semata2 nak kuorkan 60sen tambang bas, kat depan metrojaya tu rupanya akak telah diperhatikan. and dulu handbag akak yang cekai2 jer, x de brand, x uptodate pung, x leather x semenggah, beli pun x sampai 40 kot reganya. So waktu berhempas pulas utk naik lam bas, yang akhirnya akak x gak dapat seat, rupanya handbag akak sudah dikerjakan. akak x perasanpun sampai umah, eh eh, napa berlubang lak tepi bag akak ni. rupanya set brush make up akak dah gone, termasuklah wallet merah aku. cinabeng tol. duit lak baru kuor seribu, gaji lak dulu masa tu x sampai 1300 pun. meroyan aku malam tu, sedih pilu. since then, bila naik bas,akak kepit h/bag cam nak rak, bawak duit cukup2 utk makan satu hari jer. kerana kejadian itu, ingatannya dan tahap berjaga2 sampai kini.

I hate Sandra's attitude kerana menjadi si talam dua muka.I hate Sandra's attitude for being the bad mouth to her own frens specially Peter. I just hate the situation. Eventhough I dont like Peter, but I m so fed up wt Sandra who steals my good Cassy from me. And Pidot, akak malas tollah nak panjangkan character dia ni, tp akak nak gak tulih nama dia sebagai hamba abdi si Sandra, sebagai penyibuk dalam hidup akak till now. That was 15 years ago punya story. A lesson from yesterday but it happens today - again. Both Sandra and Pidot are no longer my frens, Peter is still contactable via my mutual fren but I m not interested to have a fren r/ship wt him and Casey is still my fren, kenapa Casey and I can become frens after up and down situation of r/ship? Coz we dont backstabbed each other, we dont hv bad mouth and we dont membodek like you do.

Remarks:

1. They are all bloggers of Red Mummy.

2. They are one of you, if you relate their attitude - mmg kena ngan batang hidung awak sendiri.

3. Just 3 bloggers and 1 reader involve - so out of hundreds of readers, again, siapa punya batang hidung yang kena?

U may find the answers of the above if u read carefully from the Saddy one. Anw, pernah dengar yang mata pena boleh mencarik2 hati dari pedahan samurai (pandai2 je akak olah kan peribahasa ni) - so, reason akak tak nak over the direct mentioning who and whom, kerana tidak mahu ada hati yang terluka yet i need to say it out from my benak pala yang dah sarat menyimpan sekian lama. Lagipun, ada pihak yang sedang mencari salah dan silap akak, kalau x tuju kat sini dia tuju kat sinun sinin bagai. Why on earth u need to disturb my life??

Peace :)

Renjis dipilis...

A lovely sunday, to hang out in Putrajaya. We were here since noon for 5 hours, tolong menolong bantu membantu for my cousin's wedding.

The toll gate keeper, get ready to do the colleciton from the Pengantin.

wt my 2 lovely sisters

Abah, sirman and kids - getting tired

Mak hugged me so tight coz akak actually dah nak terjatuh kat lereng bukit tu...pakai lagi kasut tetinggi kan!!!

My bro, Epi and my sister Anya wt little girl.

Wana, my little sister in law

the cousins

gegirl leka makan ice cream potong...

and her mom cant stand it, mengicak sket

nice post abang!

now it s time for us to be the Pengantin plak..

my best cousin - Affida

the youngest kid in my family - Batrisya, my bro's daughter

mana Pengantin laki aku ni

Sandra and Peter will be back on stage, soon. Another full working days ahead - Cheers!!!

New baby new pengantin...

Long long day!!!

Early in the afternoon today, all of us headed to PMC to visit my frens, wt their new baby born = Maira Aleesa. The girl is so special since the parents had to wait for more than 7,8 yrs to have her. Abang and gegirl love to touch and kiss the baby, she so cuteeeeeeee!!!

Though it s Saturday, i still hv to entertain some of official calls, x kira lah akak lam spital ke kat mana pung. The phone photos bukan in purpose, I was actually engaging wt my Boss but sempat bagi smiling post while sirman dok sibuk snapping me.

Pearl, that red beg was from you, remember? see, i m a good customer!

We got back, and took our time to get rest first. everybody dok layan DVD except me as usual, gone to tido petang already. bangun2 we hv to get ready to another 2 weddings tonite. b4 that, Kids helped mom to wrap a gift for my cousin.

Mohd Nor Ismail, my close cousin is holding his reception tonite and Sunday. He is a very famous footballer in Malaysia, go figure out, siapa dia! He was previously playing under Perak and now wt Johor.

An electrical good for him, can boil water 24 hours specially kalau dah beranak, x yah nak masak2 air. senang baitu!

After Maghrib, we have to be in Shah Alam for sirman fren's wedding. Laki aku anak dah 2, kawannya baru nak kawin - ni sirman cakap lah ye bukan akak. Odw to SAlam kids getting so sleepy, abang x yah tunggu lama terus terlena, yet gegirl degil a bit, x nak lie down sanggup tahan badan dia tido sambil duduk.

see see...gegirl punya degil, tido tersengguk2...


then i decided to take her to sleep wt me. and ngan akak terlelap lite2 sama.

This wedding, a malay man got married wt Mamak side. The whole bunch of ppl in this hall are full wt their Mamak side. Dah namanya majlis belah perempuan kan. yet kawan sirman is the pengantin lelaki. Masalahnya we cant attend the man's side so we have to cover kat belah perempuan. Yang membosankan ialah, we waited for 2 hours to get our dinner here. Damn it!! 2 hours, anak2 aku dah lapau gila. Sudahlah tu bukan ala carte, kena buffet beratur q panjang nauzubillah.

Akak nak nasihatkanlah a bit, kalau korang tengok jam tu dah kol bape, mintak tlglah buat majlis makan tu biarlah berhidang. sampai pukul 10 pun jemputan masih lagi terpaksa beratur mengambil makanan. I cant stand anymore, muka akak dah masam2 mencuka coz kids dah lapau sgt and dah tu lak MC dok suruh semua penakan pengantin merenjis pulak. haiyokkk!!!

But i tot akak sorang je yang dah masam mencuka, ramai lagi yang dah keruk kerak perut berbunyi. I saw this family's pengantin and told her that how long more do we hv to wait since i ve been there for 2 hours already. Tak lama tak lama katanya, hampeh tollah. Tetamu makin ramai and seats pulak padat mmg x ckp, sendat je akak tengok dewan besar tu. Last2 kami makan ala kadar jer buat lapik perut, we immediately left - overall, i wasnt happy in this occasion at all. yang buat kami happy bila dema ada pasang lagu2 hindustan, sedap aura telinga mendengar, and ada lak tu penari2 hindustan on stage. satu lagi, since family pompuan ni are all mamak, partner yang bukan mamak pun pakai baju ala2 punjabi gitu. cantik dan meriah! cuma akak x de mood dah nak ngamik gambar....dalam duka ada syok gak lah wedding ni.

From Shah Alam we rushed to Putrajaya for my cousin side. There s no event tonite, but semua sedara mara dari seantero Malaysia dah turun to get together here. Akak pun x lama je kat sini, after tunjuk muka setengah jam kitaorg pun terus angkat kaki balik. We will come back again on Sunday and will be here for the whole day here.

anw, Selamat Pengantin Baru semoga berkekalan ke akhir hayat to both Pengantins, sirman's fren and my cousin. Dengan ucapan, tetamu yang datang - dilayan, tidak dibiarkan terpinga2.